Son of Smartasseidon

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

Mexico and South Korea playing each other feels illegal. FIFA should have redid the group instead of having two besties play each other.

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

sorry if i weirded you out with my messages earlier (remembers im trying to be more self confident) but actually it was normal of me to do so (becomes nervous im acting superior) because i am a human like everybody else and not better than anyone (remembers i am better than some people) except for really bad people (notices the ideological can of worms opened by previous clause) but anyone can work towards self improvement (remembers im trying to be more self confident) like meeee :)

so not to add to the fandoms collective misery after my last sad phm post but grace was added to the project hail mary mission so late and against his will - naturally, stratt assumed that because he has no family, no real friends outside the project, not even a dog, he would have nobody he would have to say goodbye to; but he does. he has his students. imagine being in his science class and just randomly finding out one day that your teacher has been sent on a suicide mission to space and that's why you have a substitute for the rest of the year, on TOP of the whole 'everyone on earth is gonna die if this doesn't succeed' thing. do you think he thought of them first when he woke up (or if not, when he got his memories of them back) and how he didn't get to say goodbye or even tell them he was going away, forever? how often do you think he subsequently thinks of them, while studying the taumoeba or rockys habitat or looking out into space, wishing he could show it to them?

RIP astronaut Ilyukhina you deserved to go out how you wanted (high as balls on heroin)

Listen, all I’m saying is the Universe simply favors aroace Grace because “Ryland Grace puts the aroace in aerospace” sounding so peak can’t just be a coincidence