Please, Love Me

imagine stickin ur dick in a freshly poured cup of mcdonalds sprite

you can post most anything on tumblr and expect results

We all making jokes about Zuko working at the tea shop as firelord, and how humble he is towards his servants. But what if a diplomat from the earth kingdom shows up one day and catches Zuko in a more casual outfit while being ushered through the palace. The diplomat mentions something about how Lee must be very good at making tea if he was sent all the way to the fire nation and asks to be served during the meeting. Not one to turn down an offer Zuko obliges and disappears off into the kitchen. The diplomat sits down at the meeting table, awaiting the arrival of the firelord when his tea arrives. He pours a cup for everyone sat around the table including the firelord. The diplomat inquiries when the firelord will be joining, to which Zuko responds by sitting in the throne at the head of the table.

it’s almost like if we weren’t all systemically forced to commute and drive everywhere by urban planning that’s impossible to navigate without a vehicle or public transportation the fossil fuel industry would be useless and worth nothing

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

this gives off massive fever dream energy

Oh sweet Jesus.

this is next level