The Fairy Godbrother

call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

DJ keep the music volume the exact same

There are gonna be people who won't like hearing this but if you want to live in a world where mixed marriages, families, and adoptions (particularly POC adopting outside their "race") aren't maligned and discriminated against, then you have got to get more chill about seeing someone partaking in something cultural that you don't think fits the "race" you perceive them as.

It’s the Mush Room

this is where u wake up to get judged when u die 

Interdimensional House of Pancakes

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

I fear a lot of people learned to take good care of library books as children and instead of internalizing "leave shared community items as you found them as much as possible, because other people will use them too" they internalized "printing and binding a book imbues it with sacred energy and if you dog-ear a mass-market paperback you're desecrating the entire concept of written language"

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

Celebrity families with wildly varying levels of fame are so funny to me. Most people would be hard-pressed to name all of the Skarsgårds or Hemsworths, for example, and only a handful of Stephen King fans have ever read anything written by his brother, Burger

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

this literally isn't true please stop spreading lies

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.