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"Please don't hit on anyone when we go out later you keep swearing chivalric oaths of fealty"
Me after one beer talking to a woman two inches taller than me: I could be yuor sword

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"I'm not surprised."
Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!
Don't sleep on @queerliblib the Queer Liberation Library for all your queer Libby needs!
Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is
Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.
His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.
gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther
#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"
tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc.Β
wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades
Sorry itβs what to elves
So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).Β But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.Β To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphereβ¦but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.Β So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.
This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.
Legolas said fuck the horizon
God I fucking love high fantasy
snoopy of the day

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A Broken Bow
SHINee β¦ Choreo Kings | my favourite bunch of weirdos π
Liam with Inspiral Carpets' Tom Hingley and Graham Lamber
β 26/06/1994 backstage at Glastonbury
β 17 November 2017
β¬οΈ leaving a Christmas party with Anais in Primrose Hill
β¬οΈ leaving Chiltern Firehouse

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i think that we as percico shippers donβt exploit that one underworld scene in which percy wants to kill nico enough; itβs one of the major reasons why i like their dynamic so much
the saree speaks by megha singha and vrinda narang in the beyond noise
RIP Anthony Stewart Head (1954 - 2026)
Whisky a Go Go - September 29, 1994
it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck
you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo
what

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Early Band Promo Shot From 1994 - Noel Gallagher π
women of bbc merlin as greek goddesses for @morgwenmicrofic prompt: mythology