a mediocre idiot with the rhythm of a wet mop

PowerPoint Night with the Batfam and Tim's is about power scaling various Nightmare Blunt Rotations

As I am the cool-older-sibling figure to the kid I babysit, all of his interests are things I liked. Now that I want to ease him into the idea of D&D, I was planning on making a campaign based on his favorite show right now, Miraculous Ladybug. I was thinking something like Dice Times' ATLA game system, but I was wondering if something like it already exists for MLB, so if anyone knows about anything please help?

The kid I babysit has recently informed me that he has gotten into the habit of asking to go to the bathroom twice during the school day so that in the situation that he gets a Miraculous it will not be out of the ordinary for him to ask when he has to go fight an akuma

Tim and Steph would get into an explosion, get all of their bones broken, and then the next day win a Just Dance competition because they memorized the Timber & Rasputin dance and refused to not put all their effort in

Every single app on Tim's phone is in a specific folder except for a light meter, Geometry Dash, and the NJ Transit app (he does not use the NJ Transit)

I think the reason why the fanon version of Tim Drake tends to play up the “both my brothers have tried to kill me” for angst reasons is that Tim had the exact same reaction to getting purposefully isolated and brutally attacked in the Titans Tower as he did to having to do a quick tuck and roll off of a building, and that reaction was: “The fuck’s your problem?”

Bruce hears sounds coming from Tim’s room at 3 AM and goes to check on him, only to find a creature lit by the glow of a laptop screen, with glowing blue eyes, biting into a Red Bull popsicle, and surrounded by the remains of three (3) Babybel cheeses.

Dick Grayson is the type of person to injure his ribs and get two paper cuts on the same day and complain about the paper cuts more

The funniest thing about Fabian and Riz’s friendship is that from an outside perspective, they’re the basic “jock & nerd” but in reality, Fabian always wears his seatbelt on the school bus and Riz has never once thought of doing so

Of the Batkids, Tim is the strongest contender for becoming Stray (Catwoman’s protege) for me purely because he’s the only one I can see having to restrain himself from stealing a shopping cart

Tim Drake lights his way to the bathroom at night with the Superbird fic on his phone

If I had a nickel for everytime I rewatched a kids show that had gotten more seasons since I had watched as a kid as a way to connect to the kids I babysit, only to find out that it had become incredibly tragic, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice