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honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take him seriously

like yeah gandalf is pretty grumpy most of the time but how would YOU feel if you were the fantasy equivalent of an angel and a bunch of people who only come up to your knee were just like “oh fuck it’s that spooky old wizard” every time you showed up for a friend’s birthday party

Men think they’re so angry. They’re not angry. They’re just weak to the false power that aggression gives them. No man will ever understand the sheer, unearthly rage I feel inside when I, or any other woman, is treated lesser than for being a woman. Men do not own anger, it’s not theirs. It’s ours.

the sound that just came out of my mouth-

I was just focusing on the fact that you named your cat Barold for the entirety of that post

robert pattinson could do spider-man but tom holland couldn’t do twilight

robert pattinson could do everything and no one could do anything robert pattinson did

Every Twilight movie was another level of hell, and anyone even partially involved came out strong from the fire forging iron in their bones. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are unkillable. 

“AM THE OLDEST!”

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

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Why do people think that their actions won't have fucking consequences?

I DIDN’T THINK I’D LIVE TO SEE ANY KIND OF CYBORG TECH THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

This bird has 3 mods. Bird, monkey, raygun

The “monkey” sound is actually it mimicking the call of the laughing kookaburra, which is a bird.

What kills me is a couple of times after it does the camera shutter noise, it murmurs in what is clearly an imitation of a human speaking quietly. 

Play a lyrebird Kenku to maximise your mimicry potential.

my fave thing about this is that it’s switching mostly between magpie, kookaburra, whip-bird, and lorikeet calls when it’s not mimicking a camera and its cutting all its calls short too. this thing must be so fucking confusing for other birds to listen to

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