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War end death
AN OVIDIAN MIRACLE PAGE 5
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Warhorse Devs pitching how Henry’s stats get reset in the KCD2 Intro:
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sure the hans romance is optional however it is NOT optional to lay down your life for him and risk everything over and over just to keep him by your side<3
Just a little head canon I had, because this whole story of KCD1 plays within two or so months, so nobody can tell me they might not be impressed by how fast Henry learned so many thing at once. Of course Bernard would never admit it directly to that little peasant, lol.
Also Hans is already head over heels for Henry. ;) He knew Henry wouldn't let him hanging when he asked him to participate in the tourney.
Additionally - not sure, if this has already been discussed somewhere and I didn't realise the first time I played it, but - when I later read somewhere that Hans gave Henry golden spurs as a reward when you win the tourney within his quest, I was like "wait a sec" and started to check some sources, because...
Golden spurs were a sign of knighthood and were usually given to a man after he had been knighted. And technically only actual knights were considered to wear them. Sooooo not sure if this was intentional of Warhorse and how far this was common practice in Bohemia at that time, but if Hans gave Henry those spurs after he won the tourney fully aware of their meaning, it would imply that Hans acknowledged Henry as knight - even if it's just unofficially, as he doesn't have the necessary authority, since Henry is not noble, and only the king could knight a non-noble. Feel free to educate me on this part, but it still is now canon for me that Henry is Hans' "knight in shining armour" and he wanted to express it this way. 😄
In short: For everyone who screamed "Henry should've been knighted!!" ⬆️ Hans wanted to.
nothing in that head of his
Has Known him for two months btw
Tapestory - (haha)
Jabłoński was one of my reference.

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And that's a wrap for Twice
This monster (that was never supposed to be as long as it turned out to be) is now finished. I am free. I'm actually a bit emotional about it, too.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
For everyone who checked it out, for those who liked it or left a kind comments - thank you so, SO much. I had way too much fun writing this silly thing, and I'm still flabbergasted at all the artworks and the screaming it got.
Stunned doesn't even begin to cover it.
Thank you for being there with me and enduring all of mine and Hans' bullshit.
You made writing this fic a truly unique experience.
MWAH (on the nose) <3
Ghost Adder is becoming my favorite KCD2 character.
A goofy thing based on "(Ass)istance from Beyond" by @shortypipatrick and Cat-ilina. Thank you once again for the hysterical fic!
and again our beautiful damsel in distress hans capon
inspired by the post in twitter again!
Kingdom Come Deliverance is $6 USD and for every purchase of the game $1 of that will go to the actual restoration of the Castle Pirkstein.
So if you have money to spare and also want to play a really fun, somewhat hard, but all around good and silly game? You should buy it!
There's a reason the second game just won a BAFTA for best Narrative. The story is really good. The combat... Is a bit hard (it gets easier).

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I love collecting the list of things Henry calls himself in Nebakov and how he refers to his lord (Hans, not Radzig, because Radzig is his leige lord, but Hans is his lord):
(Michael calls Henry Hans's escort, page, and servant and Henry is unusually helpful with his response as at least it's close to the truth?)
And:
And after the fight:
This option is always insane to me:
And he does not correct the blacksmith for calling him Hans's retainer (something he also calls himself if you threaten Klara, which I didn't do this time cause I enjoyed the archery against Mark who made sure to never hit the target and let me win three times):
And when Henry glazes Hans, cause, like, what else could he say to this rando:
And the blacksmith response to Henry's glazing is:
That's also insane to me. Thank you Steer for implying Henry is Hans's dog like Klara (who also refers to Henry as Hans's squire) and many others. Good on you.
Hans, also calls Henry his retainer and protector:
And page earlier:
I love how Henry claims he is Hans's everything. His page. His escort. His squire. His silly rabbit, and Hans says the exact same shit. They match each other's freak so perfectly.
I just can't with them. Every time either of them uses a title for Henry which is always objectively untrue I can't help getting so giddy and excited over it.
Martin and Sara couldn't be together because Martin wasn't Jewish, so he had to leave.
Radzig and Jana couldn't be together because Jana was a commoner, so she found herself someone else she could start a family with.
Henry and Hans can't be together either, but i like to think Henry still sees their situation as an upgrade in comparison to the other doomed love stories in his family, because they can at least be together, not openly of course, but no one's throwing him out of Rattay, no one's telling him he's not allowed to be around Hans. from what Hans says in the last conversation we can have with him, it sounds like he's willing to make it work somehow. and i think that Henry, having heard the stories of his parents, of Sara and Martin, appreciates the sentiment and is willing to fight for their love, no matter what.