Ordo Mal-leus

y’all ever read a fanfic that you cannot believe an author just wrote for free?? what an honor it is to read a piece of someone’s soul they shared out of nothing but love for a piece of media. what a privilege it is to be allowed their talent because you share an interest!!

there's not a single nonchalant bone in my body. i care so much i could literally vomit

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

smash to smithereens brother

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past