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Dungeons and Dragons Skirts
Paolas Pixels on Etsy
@robotgirlomatic which one do you want
This shit world literally did not deserve unproblematic fave and glorious angelic-voiced bisexual Parsi scion Freddie Mercury who descended to our Earth from the skies to teach us to rock, love, and find some small happiness, and now sits in the lap of the gods, soul painted like the wings of butterflies
I never forget how, in his last appearance on camera, Freddie, knowing he would die soon, looked up at the bright light above him, smiled, looked straight into the camera and whispered âI still love you.â
Wh-Why is Bottom Storage called Bottom Storage....? đ
I couldnât find the og post so I had to yoink this off reddit, but:Â
ITâS A THING⢠AND THIS POST NAILS IT
Lol, this trope is so old Austin Powers Goldmember spoofed it in 2002
Perhaps the Original Stored Bottom?
RODRIGO NO
So Iâm currently enslaved employed by a cable company, and I can offer a few pointers:
Find a copy of the customer agreement online. Read it. Have the âbig cats in boxesâ YouTube video on standby so that you can renew your will to live periodically while reading it.
Focus on the sections about cancellation
Examine any terms regarding early termination fees, notice required, proration of the time between cancellation and the end of the billing period, and equipment return policies.
Send a letter requesting cancellation to your carrier via certified mail. Include the date you wish for it to be cancelled. If you are not the account holder but have power of attorney, or the account holder has died and you are managing their estate, send copies of the relevant documentation with the letter.Â
The day after, when it isnât cancelled, call back. Ask for âretentionâ or âloyaltyâ and when asked why, state that you wish to cancel.Â
Theyâll ask you why you want to cancel. Say âI donât want to discuss it, I just want to cancel my service.â (note: there are times when it pays to disclose your reasons; my company will waive all early termination fees and penalties if the account holder is being entering military deployment or a nursing home. Check their policies.)
Theyâll offer something nice. Bundles, discounts, free channels, etc. Say âas nice as that sounds, and as much as I appreciate the offer, I just need to cancel my service.â
When they deflect again, ask how to return any leased equipment. Theyâll launch into another spiel about that, thankful that you arenât making them process the cancellation. Write down the process â theyâll either tell you to bring the equipment to a local office, or theyâll state that they are sending recovery kits. If itâs the latter, ask for the address that the recovery kits return to and write it down (you want to use the recovery kit if you get one, since itâs prepaid, but if they arenât sent youâll want to be able to return the equipment yourself.)Â
After all of this has transpired, state âAs I stated in the letter sent via certified mail on [date], I am ending our contractual relationship and terminating this subscription. Has my cancellation order been processed?â
If the cancellation order has not been processed, tell them to process it. Listen to their spiel. Ask for the date that it will be terminated.
Hang up, wait thirty minutes. Call back, ask if your account is pending cancellation or not. If not, ask to be transferred to retention and ask for a supervisor. Demand that your cancellation be processed and advise them that a complaint will be filed with the FCC if it is not.Â
If more than an hour has been spent on the phone, file a complaint at FCC.gov. Forcing a customer to continue a service outside of the terms stipulated by the contract is illegal and the FCC hates it.Â
This went from really funny to âholy fuck what kind of nightmare dystopia do we live in that we need to be educated on how to get a company to actually cancel an account with a company that bills you monthlyâ really fast.
Jesus fuck tell me itâs not really that badâŚ?

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Exxon Mobil has condemned the comments of one of its lobbyists who was secretly recorded by undercover climate activists. He discussed urgin
A lobbyist for ExxonMobil said that it pushed trade groups to be at the forefront on an issue dealing with a class of toxic chemicals, sayin
Mark Kelly and Kristen Sinema are both directly referenced by him. For fuck's sake.
Blue dogs can go straight to hell
It is fucking nuts to me that Qanon idiots will spend all day blogging about secret illuminati groups using warlocks to control government meanwhile oil executives admit to rigging politics on TV while naming their corrupt toadies and nobody bats a fucking eye.
Take a cold shower already (but with water, not BBQ sauce)
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why are you guys fucking allergic to discussing male victims of sexual harassment and assault without tacking on some ignorant comment about how âif the victim was a woman it would be taken seriouslyâ because FUCKING NEWSFLASH!!!! IT WOULDNâT!!!!! and the fact that victims are now going public after DECADES of abuse were covered up should prove that!!!!!
âdonât let Katy Perry get away with it!!! a 30 year old man would get fired for doing this to a teenage girl!!!â I mean statutory rape accusations didnât even make a dent in jared letoâs career so maybe our culture just has a problem with protecting predatory celebrities but go off about misandry I guess!!!!!!!!!
hiking? to get places? canât relate
I hate hiking with people who want to reach destinations or travel a certain distance. I LOVE hiking with people who donât mind stopping every thirty feet to look inside rotting logs or photograph spiders or identify salamanders. people who hike for exercise confuse and terrify me.
OH MY GOD YOU UNDERSTAND.
I joined an outdoors club in college and it fucking sucked because all anyone wanted to do was get to the top of the mountain as quickly as possible and only stopped to drink water and eat trail mix. It was awful.
Ideal hiking companions: botanists, entomologists, mycologists, people with asthma, children with ADHD, easily distractible dogs, people with great butts who walk slightly faster than I do
I couldnât resist

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Throckmorton
Your cousin Throckmorton, the skateboarder.
Apparently this is a running gag in math textbooks
Oh, no, my friend, @aceyuurikatsuki . Itâs not just that. It is so much more. Settle down and let your friendly neighborhood x-ray tech explain you a thing.
Throckmortonâs Sign, otherwise known as Throckmortonâs Principle, does in fact have to do with dicks. Because it is fairly normal for a dick to show up on a hip or pelvis x-ray. But the thing about Throckmortonâs Sign is, itâs not just that the dick is visible. It is a legitimate diagnostic tool.
Let me explain: letâs say a person equipped with a penis is in a car accident and has right leg and right side hip/pelvic pain. Their doctor will order x-rays. Unfortunately, sometimes fractures are so small that they can be missed, or, because the patient is in such bad shape and the images obtained arenât the best quality, the radiologist canât be sure for one reason or another if what theyâre seeing is actually a fracture.
So what do they do? They look for the dick.
You heard me correctly. The dick.
Throckmortonâs Sign is when âthe penis points to the area of pain.â So if the above-mentioned AMAB patientâs xray arenât displaying a clear, obvious fracture, but their dick is pointing to the right side, 9 times out of 10, the injury or fracture is on the right hip or leg area, so then the radiologist will focus on that side while reading.
Now I know what my non-radiology followers are thinking. âAce, this sounds like bullshit. This canât be true. Youâre lying through your teeth.â But I swear to you, it is 100% accurate. I have seen a positive Throckmortonâs Sign multiple times with my own eyes over the course of the past 7 years. Ask any x-ray tech, and they will probably agree with me.
Your dick is good for at least one thing, and that thing is helping a radiologist diagnose your upper femur, hip, or pelvic fracture.
This had been a PSA.
holy fucking shit
Your cousin, Dick Pain Compass
oh my god
What the fuck human anatomy
Doc: âWhere does it hurt?â
Throckmorton your skateboarding cousin:
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Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: weâve actually got eyebrows.
I donât know if I can contain my âThe Muppet Christmas Carol has better costume design than most Oscar-nominated period dramasâ rant until after Thanksgiving you guys, I haveâŚso many Thoughts
Ok, buckle up kids.
Basically they did not have to go as hard as they did here. A Christmas Carol covers 60 years of fashion through flashbacks and they still manage to do nearly everything right.Â
Iâm mainly going to be talking about the human actors here because itâs harder to judge Muppet costumes proportionally, but those costumes are still on point 90% of the time.
First off, A Christmas Carol was published in 1843, and anyone who knows me knows I love the absolute train wreck that was mid-19th century menâs fashion. Do you like plaid? GOOD, BECAUSE ITâS ALL PLAID. Mixed with whatever else your little Victorian heart desires, color schemes be damned. Go wild.
This of course means I absolutely love Fred.
This outfit is hideous and it is also 1000% on point.
We also get to see him in a different outfit the next day, along with his wife and some friends.
First off, MORE PLAID, good for you. Second, I can literally find near-identical images of both these ladiesâ dresses just by googling â1843 fashion plateâ, I shit you not. To the damned year.
A good part of the story involves travelling through Scroogeâs life, so we get to see the costumes varying wildly over the course of several scenes. This was a time when styles were changing rapidly, and you had to keep up if you wanted to be fashionable and keep up appearances. Fashion changed so fast that you can often pinpoint an outfit to within a year or two like the ones above.Â
First, we go to Scroogeâs childhood school. Given the timeline thatâs normally put forward Michael Caine is definitely not old enough to play Scrooge, but ignore that for now. Letâs say if Scrooge is 75ish in 1843, itâs about 1783 when we see him leaving school and going off to be an apprentice. We actually see a few years of Little Scrooge fashion, but itâs fairly standard stuff. Scrooge doesnât have a super childhood and his clothing is pretty plain, but itâs totally on par for the time. Why this haircut though? It makes me sad.
Then we jump ahead a few years and itâs about 1789. The whole group is attending the Fozziwig Christmas party and have gotten tarted up like theyâre about the storm the Bastille, including Gonzo and Rizzo.
Again, they look absolutely ridiculous and it is absolutely accurate.Â
Now, this is super ostentatious and a lot of people would have considered it way too French for their taste in this time period. But it definitely did happen (Iâve seen stripey bubblegum pink menswear in person) and like. Itâs the Muppets. So, Rule of Funny.
Scrooge and Belle are dressed way closer to average Londoners of the time, and itâs worth noting that both are supposed to be somewhat poor. Fozzy pays everyone well but Lilâ Scrooge is still a skinflint and Belle is just getting by. Theyâre both looking darn good but their clothes are much more understated than everyone elseâs and maybe even on the verge of out of style.Â
Even their hair is pretty good. Including his. Also, holy shit does this guy look like he could be a young Michael Caine. Like, he doesnât actually look how Michael Caine looked when he was that age, but if I didnât know that I would totally buy it. Wow.
Then we jump ahead another ten to twelve years or so. This is the period I know the least about, especially when it comes to outerwear, so Jane Austen stans please comment. I donât think it looks too bad though.
Hereâs a couple of fashion plates from 1801 and 1803 for comparison.
Iâd also like to point out that there is a wide variety of costumes based on social class that we get to see in the 1843 âpresentâ that you wouldnât really notice. So while the Scrooge family thatâs doing alright for itself is wearing the latest looks, the rest of the town is not. A few of the women in the crowd dancing around Scrooge during âIt Feels Like Christmasâ are wearing dresses a couple of years out of date. Not too far, but you can see some looks from the tail end of the 1830s before women started shrink-wrapping their sleeves onto their arms.
You can see something similar to these outfits from 1839 in the crowd.
Contrast this with Mrs. Cratchit, who is living in poverty and has put on her absolute best dress for Christmas; itâs silk but itâs ten years out of style.Â
This would have been the height of fashion in the early-mid 1830s.
And thatâs important for making a world look real. Fashion was super important back then, but even so average people werenât necessarily chucking their clothing out every year to keep up with the latest fashions unless they could really afford to. You would get there eventually, but you donât want everyone in your universe, rich and poor, to look like they just stepped out of the latest fashion magazine.Â
Itâs absolutely astonishing to me that they put so much effort into this. I donât tend to go down the rabbit hole of nitpicking historical costumes in movies as much as some, but when a movie that you never expected does it very right it just throws me for a loop.Â
Was everything perfect? No, I donât think any movie is. But this is the damn Muppets. They were under no obligation to do this. Add to that the fact that itâs one of the more accurate renditions of the story, to the point of including a ton of the original dialogue, both through the characters and through the narration, and they just created a masterpiece.Â
i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here
are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

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the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched
like this is it . this is what itâs all about
this is our purpose