hop of mi dick m8

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

who has that one video of someone playing some survival game and some player runs by blasting death grips while being chased by animals and it just fades into the distance

Ok but yaoi was a big thing before lgbt people started coming into the spotlight. (I’m just trying to defend yaoi. Don’t mind me)

…. did you just say that “yaoi” has been around longer than gay people

yaoi threw the first brick at stonewall

Someone give me subtitles to what the fuck he just said

i think babies run in my family because every time one of my family members give birth its always a baby

Power move: calling all books written by men about male characters “Men’s fiction”

Intermediate level: call dumb action movies ‘dick flicks’