I'm sure you have seen me

John Marston's a

bitchass motherfucker.

He pissed on my fucking plan. That’s right, he took his cowboy fucking greasy dick out and he pissed on my fucking plan, and he said his faith was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter dot com.

John Marston, you got a small dick, it’s the size of Arthur's contribution to the camp except WAY smaller.

And guess what, here’s what my plan looks like:

*KABOOM*

That’s right baby. Some money, some time, some faith, look at that it looks like a mango paradise.

He fucked my plan so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE GANG. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!

Except I’m not gonna piss on the camp, I’m gonna go farther. I’m pissing oN TAHITI!!!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, O'DRISCOLL?! I PISSED ON TAHITI, YOU IDIOT!!!

You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrroplllllets reach the fucking mainland. Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

It would seem that you

Bitches

have come to a standstill on

MOUNT FUCKING HAGEN.

You have thirteen seconds before the mountain fucking explodes, you

Hot Topic wannabe

and you

Daddy issues son of a BITCH

You have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you both