I always make such expensive mistakes

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

do you guys ever like forget you’re interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go “oh wait i’m like crazy crazy about this yeah”

everyone in the league calling ilya an asshole meanwhile he’s apologizing to the bartender for his rowdy teammates, smiling politely at the nurse, playing mermaids with the kids, painting hayden’s kid’s nails and then his own nails to show them that boys can paint their nails too, getting excited over the team puppy, and then spoiling his dog rotten when he finally gets one. sorry but idgaf that he’s mean to grown ass men, they deserve it 😭😭

sorry the looney tunes movie that got buried by a massive company for corporate purposes is about fighting back against a massive company trying to bury incidents for corporate purposes?

The whole ✨fascinating boy✨ thing is so funny because Louis wasn't calling Daniel fascinating, he was saying the time he spent with him was fascinating, cos he got to spend a whole night bitching about Lestat, his favorite hobby. But Armand's so mad he takes it personal like "oh he's so fascinating, why don't you marry him then?" when all Daniel knows is doing drugs, taking his shirt off and being goofy. And then he spends the next fifty years like "I wonder what the most fascinating boy in the world is up to" and he's just like, buying hemorrhoid cream with his senior discount or something and Armand's like 😍" so fascinating"

sometimes i forget how good romeo + juliet 1996 is and then john leguizamo comes on screen and it’s like. oh yeah, this really is like the best adaptation ever. and then harold perrineau comes on screen and you’re like, yeah actually this performance should define the role forever. and then when doves cry starts playing at the wedding and you’re like, okay, yep, no one else will ever do it like this. incredible

Sidney Crosby on his way to solve the fuck out of that crime.