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Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du
art blog(derogatory)
NASA
The Stonewall Inn
$LAYYYTER
The Bowery Presents
trying on a metaphor
Noah Kahan
Andulka
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#extradirty
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@dariahill
Me and Andrew are getting married in November and my dress came in today and I felt like a princess and I got most excited that I get to wear it while marrying him specifically and I can't believe it's real???? Like it's gunna be right around our 10th anniversary it's just so wild I'm gunna be a bride and walk down an aisle and everything ahhhhhhhhhhh
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
lil wayne's 2020 song "piano trap" features the line "percocet got me vertical". which i assume is him mixing up his horizontal and vertical. nevertheless, i can't escape the mental image of wayne popping a bunch of percs and then immediately standing ramrod straight at attention for six hours
I love music by straight women that is moving and genius and profound but you can tell the guy shes talking about is literally not ensouled and shes fucking completely imagining 95% of what shes talking about. I love your beautiful mind angel
queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now
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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
everyone on this website except me needs to shut up
*sticks to you*
everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up
For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.
Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women
I will never write anything this great in my life.
you’re laughing. olive oyl fainted after hearing the sad news that popeye has “bonkus of the konkus” and you’re laughing.
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i know this please help me
if you seek skeek at my slorse you hate me at my worst
HOW THE FUCK DOES THE SYAING GO
cool news i think i have some thing wrong with me
it happened again
SILLY LARRY AND THE FLOATING PUSSY
new development in my brain loss story: i deadass just forgot what jerma was called
i couldn’t make this up if i tried
i still have NO idea what OP means by ‘Jerma’. That’s, not a thing. I just get random twt account when I google the name.
i wish i was you.
hey guys great news. guess who saw a doctor recently and it turns out my shitty comprehension skills that coincidentally got worse around the same time i got hit in the head with a spinning loose bench board in middle school probably wasnt just an autism thing and chances are i have aphasia that’s just been unchecked this whole time
Happy ending
this place sucks I’m going home
once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably
i forget about this post every time and every time it crosses my dash im just smacked with it again
this is by far the funniest jigsaw_quotes post i genuinely cannot stop thinking about the sight of like, jigsaw opening his wallet in the checkout line at the Death Trap Lowe’s and he has like two pennies and a dime in there. and he just sighs
Then yall will love this other one of theirs'
I prefer to read these in the puppet voice though like sometimes he's just using one of the videos to casually vent
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To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is
