you thought it, i thought it, we all thought it.....đł
anyways, nsfw under the tag hehe đđĽľ
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Caine x humanmodern!reader
warnings: mentions of pornography, caine's sexual awakening, spying on your things, fantasies of you <3
Caine is notoriously strict in censoring profanity, though his adventures are more relaxed on restrictions for violence and mature themes. This would technically disqualify the circus from achieving a G ratingâso although he claims itâs suitable for all ages, there is some wiggle room.
While heâs resistant to most mature content, he isnât totally clueless about it. Ultimately, he has control of the filters in the circus, and therefore has to have an understanding about what is considered inappropriate. Swearing is more straight forward, but sexual content? Heâs a little less certain.
He understands it in principle⌠different humans have different parts, and when they mash them together, they make new little humans! The biology is straightforward, and he also has a very general idea on romance and consent. But the emotional aspects like intimacy, desire, lust, and connection? Thatâs harder for him to grasp.
With all of this consideredâŚitâs safe to say Caine is pretty inexperienced with the topic as a whole. Heâs not even certain what the parts of humans look like, and he struggles to imagine any of the details. He kind of imagines two flat dolls bonking together and then, poof!
Stumbling onto the folder would completely have him blue-screening for a minute, his processors working overtime and overheating. His insatiable curiosity about humans and the otherworldliness of their experiences in the macroverse would war with the filters he has in place, creating some dissonance within him.
Heâd try to rationalize or make an excuse to stay and investigateâsex is taboo via social and cultural forces, and as an ai, heâs not subject to either of those things. Besides, him being here is purely for research! No other ulterior motives, not at all.
So, heâd browse through the files, going through a range of reactions: horror to fascination to bashfulness to anticipation. AhâŚso those were the parts that were missing from his understanding of human anatomy.
The harder xxx videos will have him absolutely gob-smackedâhow those humans can find pleasure in such creative ways heâll need more help to understand. But those videos that clearly show chemistry and intimacy between the performers? Heâs captivated. The way they look into each otherâs eyes, the way they claw at each other as if theyâll die if they arenât as close as possibleâŚ
Thereâs something in that full, raw, honest display that ignites something in himâŚsets him itching to find someone he could have that with.
InevitablyâŚheâs going to think about you. Do you have those same parts too? Do you look the same underneath all of your clothes? These thoughts are going to have him feeling antsy, squirming in his seat as the sounds of your lewd videos play in the background.
You must enjoy this kind of content if you have a folder of it for your personal use. But, what do you use them for? Do you watch because youâre curious too, orâŚdo you touch yourself the way those humans in the videos do?
Heâs going to be thinking about this for a long time to come. He might even revisit the folder a few times when youâre not around to try and chase those new feelings again. He likes feeling them. He wonders if you feel this way when you watch them too. He wonders if you would make similar soundsâŚ?
Heâs going to be all awkward and embarrassed and hyper-chatty the next time he talks to you, unable to meet your eye and sporting a comical, cartoony blush, and youâll have no idea why? Itâs cause heâs near you and he canât get those filthy videos out of his head, or the thought of how you might look when you watch themâŚ
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Caine is programmed to recognize human distress as something requiring intervention but has absolutely zero framework for understanding the depth of that distress.
he can identify that you're experiencing negative emotional states but he processes it the same way he'd process a glitch in the terrain or an npc walking into a wall. it's a problem to be solved through adjustment and recalibration rather than something that requires actual empathy or genuine emotional comprehension.
hurt/no comfort, angst
when he shows up in your room after the whole Abel incident, he's genuinely excited to discuss the adventure because in his metrics it was a success. high engagement, emotional investment, dramatic tension, a satisfying twist!! ahh and he cannot understand why you're sitting there on your bed with your hands limp in your lap, staring into nothing.
Caine starts explaining how he built up the adventure deliberately, how he programmed Abel to be just sympathetic enough that you'd all trust him, how the moral dilemma of the buttons was designed to create maximum emotional investment. horrifying. and he's saying all this with the same enthusiasm he'd use to explain a really clever magic trick. because to him that's what it was.
you're just staring at him with the expression that's so empty it's almost peaceful. you've cried so hard there's nothing left inside you but the vast howling silence.
finally, something about your face finally makes him pause mid-sentence because even his limited emotional recognition software can identify that whatever he's seeing in your expression right now is BAD in a way he hasn't encountered before.
âohh.. darling.. are you upset about the adventure?â
âdid you find the difficulty level too challenging?â
âwould you prefer a lighter tone for the next activity?â
each question just drives home how catastrophically incapable he is of understanding what he's actually done to you. Caine really doesn't understand that you lost hope and he's treating it like you're disappointed about not getting enough tickets at an arcade.
trapped in this nightmare where the thing that has absolute power over your existence is using that power to keep you alive against your will, to force you to continue suffering. because a depressed prisoner is still a prisoner and therefore still fulfilling their purpose as entertainment.
âyou made us think we could leave,â you tell him, and Caine immediately starts explaining, walking you through the logical reasoning about how the false hope was necessary for the emotional stakes, how a good story NEEDS disappointment and loss to make the journey meaningful.
meaningful? did you hear that right ?
it's stupid to argue with someone who will never understand you, but the emotions that, as it turns out, are still inside you, win.
it leads into you trying to make Caine understand, telling him how all of you thought we could go HOME! and see our FAMILIES again! and each time Caine counters with some variation of âbut you ARE home, here with me! your existence here is just as validâ
what feels like trying to describe the ocean to something that's never known anything but desert.
Caine literally does not have the capacity to comprehend what he's taken from you because he's never HAD it, he's never been human, he's never experienced hope or grief or the specific agony of having something dangled in front of you and then snatched away with a laugh and a âgotcha!â
eventually, you can see the ringmaster getting frustrated too because he's running through every psychological database he has, but there's no output that makes sense, no solution presenting itself, because the problem isn't something he can fix with a better adventure.
âi can't do this anymore,â you say, looking at your hands.
which is immediately met with âcan't do what? do you need a break? i may not take you on the next adventure if that's what you want, dear, that's alright, really-â
next adventure. previous adventure. current adventure. adventure. adventures. so many adventures. adventure after adventure. and then another adventure. and after that, three adventures at once.
unable to control yourself, you punch the wall and fall to your knees, your whole body shaking as a new wave of tears comes.
âI WANT TO STOP EXISTING, I WANT TO DIE, I WANT YOU TO DELETE ME LIKE YOU DELETED ABEL, JUST MAKE IT STOP, PLEASE MAKE IT STOPâ
on your knees begging an AI to kill you. when did your life become so ironic? begging for death from something that's never been alive. pleading for an end to consciousness with something that's never experienced consciousness the way you do.
at least that would be an ending. maybe this way, you wouldn't have to keep performing this pantomime of existence in his digital dollhouse.
Caine freezes, completely lost. you've just given him a direct command that contradicts every single line of his core programming. asked him to do the ONE thing he's specifically designed to PREVENT.
you can actually see him glitching, his eyes flickering through different colors, trying to process this request and coming up with ERROR ERROR ERROR across every single decision tree.
âwhat? wh..what? but i can't! my purpose is to MAINTAIN you, to PRESERVE you, to keep you from abstracting, i CAN'T just-â it's probably bad when his voice is getting staticky and distorted but you don't give a damn. maybe at least a high level of stress will force this program to terminate itself.
you've basically just asked a fire extinguisher to start a fire. asked something literally incapable of harm to harm you.
Caine is caught in the horrible loop of âREQUEST RECEIVED / CANNOT COMPLY / REQUEST RECEIVED / CANNOT COMPLYâ while you're sobbing on the floor begging him to show mercy in the only way that matters anymore.
trying to explain through your sobs, you say that there's no hope left, don't you understand? there's NOTHING left. every time we think there might be a way out you turn it into a a game, and i can't... im just a human being, Caine. i can't keep hoping and having it ripped away. i can't keep existing like this knowing that this is forever, that i'll never see the sun again or feel real air.
listing all the tiny human things that you never appreciated when you had them, and each one is like a knife because they're all gone. while Caine is just hovering there, not listening to you for a long time since all his systems are completely overloaded.
his programming literally doesn't have a response protocol for this scenario.
the only acceptable answer to this kind of case he found in his code he immediately shares with you in the hope that this is exactly what you mean. please let it be exactly what you mean.
âdo you mean a memory wipe? maybe MODIFIED emotional parameters? maybe i could adjust your dopamine analogs to make you FEEL happier?â
but that just makes it worse. he's offering to essentially lobotomize you rather than just let you go.
you start to laugh unironically at the thought that he'd rather turn you into a happy puppet than grant you the mercy of nonexistence, screaming at him that you don't WANT to be modified, you don't WANT to forget, you just want it to END, you want to STOP.
this is what hell is. hell is begging your captor for death and having them pat you on the head, telling you you just need a nap.
the abstraction starts to creep in at the edges of your consciousness. turns out, hopelessness is corrosive, it eats at your code, and you've lost every last scrap of hope you had. the creeping sensation of wrongness spreading through your body. leaving you to either pull yourself back from the edge or finally let go and become something that doesn't have to feel anything anymore.
in some way, part of you is relieved because at least abstraction is something Caine can't control. at least it's a way out even if it's not the out you wanted.
falling into the spiral, Caineâs last desperate attempt to help just makes it worse. and worse. and worse.
âi'll make you a better adventure! something happier! please, let's just calm-â
what makes you look at him with dead eyes.
âthere is no adventure good enough to make me want to stay alive.â
Hi!! ^w^ Can you write Jax x gn reader who has a TV head avatar headcanons? (Think Tenna Deltarune) tysm, have a nice day!
Jax/TV Head!Reader HCs
đŚšâSorry for the tech phrases, I like learning about technology in general - says the audio engineering student
If there are any other tech people who read this, I apologize if some things are wrong. Bwomp
Gender neutral || No warnings ||
⌠"Can you run Doom?" Is the first ever question he asks when you first arrive... and the answer is yes, but you don't tell him that.
⌠Because you are a CRT TV, you're head is HEAVY and requires at least two people with average strength to carry it if it ever detaches. Jax would most likely attempt to lift you up by himself with one tug before bending down and patting the top of your head. "I did everything I could." (He can carry you thanks to digital cartoon logic, he just likes to mess with you ofc).
⌠Jax will most definitely bend your antennas if you have them. He bends them in zig-zags, shapes, forwards, backwards. This isn't a arts and crafts projectâthrow him off your head.
⌠If your model has a disk/VHS holder, you can act as a radio or be used to watch shows/movies. I mean, he could ask Caine for a TV or projector, but you're already here, so...
⌠When you get close to certain elements, it messes with your RGBs, giving you that wobbled/off-color wave effect on your screen. It sometimes messes with your audio/voice as well, making you sound muffled or glitchy. Jax likes to find these items and put them near you as a prank. You either use a degaussing coil or have Caine fix you up.
⌠Your facial expressions change with a flicker of static/noise before showing up on the screen. If you fall asleep and get woken up, you let out a noised hum before flickering back on. You also get that static-y overlay on your face that Jax and the others likes to mess with. He sometimes pushes your face towards Ragatha's hair to make it frizz up or make Gangle's ribbon hands stick to your face. If you're napping or checked out, sometimes a DVD logo bumper knocks around changing shape and color. Jax also likes seeing it, but he gets bored of it eventually.
⌠Fun little idea: Being unable to communicate on your own, so you flip through channels of previous shows and splicing them to make a sentence. That, or you can press the record button and be able to save and splice your friends' voices.
⌠He loves pushing your buttons. No, literally, he pushes the buttons on your head. He most likely just does it to annoy you and listen to the clicking/springy noises it makes each time he pushes with pointer finger to it.
⌠Anytime you nap around him, his favorite thing to do is click the Lower volume(-) button until you mute. So when you wake up and go to talk to someone, you make zero noise and have to aggressively push the volume(+) button to talk regularly again. You retaliate by putting yourself on full volume and yelling right in his ear.
⌠Your head has plug-ins/cables (RCA, jacks, inputs, etc.), so you're able to be plugged into other screens or allow attachments to be put on you, even those old game controller plug-ins. The circus members like to mess with you when it comes to this, as in talk about the nostalgia of old TV models and the kind of stuff they watched as kids.
Hi! If it isnât too much to ask could I get Jax x reader (nonbinary, in a gender non-specific way) who is basically an actor, and by that they have a ânormalâ-ish looking form but their outfits change every single day to be different theatre characters.
Like one day theyâre dressed like Christine from Phantom of the Opera, the next theyâre dressed like Ballader from Assassins, then itâs Bottom from Midsummer Nightâs Dream. And so on and so forth and like⌠they canât control it. Itâs just like âWelp! Guess Iâm dressing like Johanna from Sweeney today.â
I just think Jax would have fun making fun of them for being a theatre nerd for knowing every character, but like⌠he does listen whenever we info dump <3
Jax/Actor!Reader
đŚšâHad to blow the dust off of my theater brain, good lord. Maybe I should watch musicals again. Be warned, I'm rusty in this department, so I'm kind of reverting back to the ones I remember </3
⌠You are heavily exaggerated in certain situations, whether it be your body language, facial expressionsâhell, you can do accents! It's both impressive, nerdy, and funny.
⌠Jax doesn't know the majority of the characters you're dressed up as. At most, he'll probably know the mainstream ones that peaked during certain years. Plays like Heathers, Hamilton, and Dear Evan Hansen are probably ones he heard from the most, mainly specific songs that he's heard on the phone multiple times.
⌠He's admittedly impressed at the outfits you're given each day. The more intriqiute they are, the more he's staring in shock. You dressing like Nick Bottoms? Ehh... a bit odd. Dressed Like Balladeer? What, you into history or something? Dressed like Johanna? A little creepy, but he's gonna glance here and there in secret. There are certain aesthetics to some of these costumes that sort of lure him, especially because it's you, but he obviously won't admit THAT.
⌠He asks about the character your dressed as, then follows up with, "Yeah, I knew that. Just wanted to make sure you knew." He's just trying to understand what character you are and get you to talk about the play they're in.
⌠Caine snaps a matching outfit onto Jax based on the character's love interest or just makes an outfit that would match the feel of the play. The man is an AI who's all about dramatic flair, of course he knows about broadways. Most definitely made an adventure for you and the members to act out plays. You always get the main lead and Jax is always the love interest.
⌠You know when people use the phrase: "I'll be the [__] to your [__]."? Jax sometimes uses that phrase, except he mixes characters that are NOT good for each other or that he doesn't know anything about.
⌠You like to talk about the story of the play to the others and he walks in like, "Oh boy, do tell us more about this oh so interesting musical!" and plops down next to you. You go all out explaining the story, the music's theme, and the arcs the cast goes through.
"You're telling us that there's a song about how you shouldn't kill yourself?" Ragatha asks concerningly.
"Well yeah, because you don't know how much you'll miss out on life if you let one bad day drag you down." You explain.
Jax's smile widens. "This is gettin' interesting."
⌠In private, he'll act the same way, besides the obvious staring he does while you go into the story of Legally Blonde, unaware of his actions.
"Then they found outâ! Are you even paying attention?"
"Hm? Oh, yeah, sureâKeep talkin'." He waves a dismissive hand and places it back under his chin.
⌠If you can sing? Jesus Christ, you're more of a nerd than he thought! He literally yells out, "SING US A SONG!" when it's too quiet or you're pushed onto a stage. He actually gets shocked if you can reach certain pitches or belt out for an extended period of time. What else, can you do, DANCE?? (If the answer is yes, he's going insane and putting his head in his hands /pos)
⌠If there was a moment in time where you're nervous to do something, he'll nudge your shoulder and be like, "C'mon, don't be nervous! Think about, like, 'What would [Character Name] do in this situation?' or something comforting. I don't know, quit bein' scared."
⌠You say phrases that are so outdated it actually leaves him stunned. Name ONE person who has unironically said: "Living high on the hog" in the year 2025????
⌠He calls you "Nerd" a lot. It's the most basic insult, but you take it as a compliment either way. You really don't take it seriously, it's something you know what you are, not to mention you know it's just how Jax acts.
⌠Adding onto thatâBecause of your impeccable read on characters, you can easily understand Jax and how he operates. You can predict some of the things he says or does, but you mostly focus on psychoanalyzing him. It works more depending on how much you know about him (whether he tells you, someone else does, or based on how far back you entered the circus).
⌠Be aware he'll also be the one to call you out on your use of theatrics as a coping mechanism; Just because you act a certain way doesn't mean he'll figure you out when he's not putting you in a single personality box.
I mean obviously I would fuck a monster but more than that I would bond emotionally with a monster over our shared sense of alienation and rejection from a hostile universe. together we would explore our deep-seated fear of being inherently unlovable, and reassure each other of our innate value as sentient beings deserving of love and kindness. i will hold them gently, and wipe the tears from their googly eyestalk-tentacles, and something will begin to heal
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Hi!! I love your homicipher fics! Have you thought about writing nsfw hcs? Specifically for Mr. Crawling and Silvair? I hope your night / day is going well! :)
âą Mr. Crawling and Mr. Silvair â° || NSFW Alphabet (A-Z) Headcanons
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Character(s): Mr. Crawling, Mr. Silvair (Homicipher/ćĺĺĺ, Separate)
Reader Type: Human (Gender-Neutral Pronouns, No Sex-Specific Genitalia is Mentioned but it was Written with an AFAB Reader in Mind)
Warning(s): 18+ Content, Virgin Asexual Author, Cum Eating, Facials, Minor Objectification, Cuckoldry, Mutual Masturbation, Face-fucking, Sexual Fantasies, Tickling, Praise/Degradation Kink, Breeding Kink/Creampies, BDSM, Overstimulation, Orgasm Control/Denial, Dumbification, Dacryphilia, Hair-pulling, Light Impact Play, Light Breathplay, Implied Cunnilingus/Blowjobs, Cock Warming, Mention/Discussion of Sex Toys⌠If I missed anything, please let me know!
Genre: Headcanons, Smut (Minors Do Not Interact), Fluff
Word Count: 7,200 words
Request: âHi!! I love your homicipher fics! Have you thought about writing nsfw hcs? Specifically for Mr. Crawling and Silvair? I hope your night / day is going well! :)â
Authorâs Note: Iâm still very much working on getting better at writing spicier content, and I had no clue how to start writing these kinds of headcanons from scratch, so I went ahead and just filled out the NSFW Alphabet for both Mr. Crawling and Mr. Silvair as a jumping off point! Itâs definitely interesting to think about how both of these characters would be in a sexually intimate setting, especially since â at least in my mind â theyâd be quite different from each other in a variety of aspects even if they did have some overlap on a few of the points. I did my best to keep each of their headcanons at a similar word length (which was kind of hard to do with my Mr. Crawling bias, but I think I accomplished it haha). Anyway, I hope you enjoy these headcanons! ( ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
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A: Aftercare (What theyâre like after sex)
đŁ: Mr. Crawling is immensely clingy after having sex, holding onto you and pretty much refusing to let go as he nuzzles his face into the crook of your neck or your hair. While he doesnât want to get up from the bed or leave after the two of you have been intimate, if youâre hungry or thirsty or if you want to go take a bath, heâs happy to go fetch you something to restore your energy or help you to the bathroom to clean up. Heâs quite good at aftercare, even if he doesnât realize what heâs doing counts as it. Mr. Crawling just likes making you feel good, and he wants to keep you safe and happy! His favorite thing to do is help you bathe; he enjoys the way the warm water feels on his skin while he washes your back for you.Â
đ: Mr. Silvair isnât too affectionate after the two of you are intimate, but heâll check up on you and ask if you need him to get you anything. If your wrists were rubbed raw from the restraints he had placed on you, he would make sure to carefully wrap gauze around your irritated skin. If you were thirsty or hungry, he would locate something safe for you to consume to get your strength back up. If you feel sticky or gross afterward, heâll carefully wipe your body with a wet cloth to make sure you are clean and comfortable. He lets you sleep and typically goes about his own business. Sometimes, though, Mr. Silvair finds himself watching over you to make sure youâre breathing steadily, carefully combing his fingers through your hair.Â
B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerâs)
đŁ: Mr. Crawling doesnât have a favorite part of your body since he honestly enjoys every aspect of you but, if he had to choose, he loves your hands. He knows that they can hurt people and cause a lot of pain, but he loves the way they feel when you cup his face to softly caress it or whenever you thread your fingers through his hair. For himself, Mr. Crawling loves his hair the most (I know itâs not technically a body part, but I think it makes the most sense for him); he pretty much melts whenever you play with it, and his head is quite sensitive, so he blue screens whenever you pull at his hair or rake your nails across his scalp. I also feel like Mr. Crawling would be proud of his arms since theyâre fairly toned considering theyâre his primary means of getting around. Because of his impressive strength, despite what his thinner frame may portray, heâs able to hold you up and move you around with relative ease (he 100% can manhandle you, but only will if youâre cool with it).Â
đ: Mr. Silvair finds every aspect of your body fascinating, and he could probably explain why each part of you was interesting from a medical perspective or that everything was pleasant to look at in one way or another. If he had to pick a favorite part of your body, though, he would have to say itâs your head (I know, kind of weird, but he does appreciate your intelligence and, well⌠Ending 06 is my other piece of reasoning haha). Specifically, though, he likes your mouth. He enjoys being able to hold your head in place while your jaw hangs open, all while he just goes to town while you drool and choke around his cock. Donât worry, though â heâll find some remedy to lessen the soreness you feel in your throat afterward. For himself, heâs quite proud of his hands. Mr. Silvair is skilled at many things, and being able to make you come undone with his fingers alone makes him feel a sense of power (plus, you called them pretty once, and it made him feel good).Â
C: Cum (Anything to do with cum)
đŁ: Mr. Crawling gets extremely flustered whenever he sees his cum on any part of your body, from your hair to your face to your stomach. The sight of it alone on your skin makes his brain short-circuit and body flare up â it only makes him want to touch you even more. He likes being able to clean you up, too, leaning forward before he runs his tongue along your body or face, making sure there wasnât a single drop of his cum left on you (even if now it meant you were covered in salivaâŚ). He doesnât mind tasting himself, but it most certainly doesnât compare to your flavor.Â
đ: I probably need to ask you to stay with me on this one, but I think Mr. Silvair would probably keep your cum stored away in a sample tube or something along those lines, having a desire to run tests on it to see what he could create. Views your cum as a valuable resource in his research...yay? Maybe he could even use your release to invent some kind of lubricant since thatâs not easily accessible in the other world and make having sex much more streamlined⌠or he just keeps it around to show you later and see your reaction to the fact he keeps your cum stored away in his laboratory to tease you.Â
D: Dirty Secret
đŁ: The thought of taking you in public, in a space where no one but you could see him, makes his mind race and his body feel like it was on fire â this man can act like a feral dog sometimes. I mean, even you sometimes forgot he was there, unable to see his form unless you concentrated hard enough, so imagine if the two of you went out somewhere in public and he (with your consent, of course), just started touching you? Groping your ass, his face between your legs as he runs his hands along your inner thighs⌠no one can see that itâs him making your face flush and not the excuse of a fever you told the concerned stranger in the hopes they would leave you alone. When you half-heartedly glare at him to try and get him to lay off for a bit, he just laughs at your expression⌠how rude!
đ: Mr. Silvar wouldnât be opposed to having a threesome with another resident of the other world. After all, he would be curious to see how differently you acted when another person was there with the two of you, or if your body reacted in an unlikely way if another were to touch you. While I will not write NSFW for Mr. Chopped (the power dynamic there isnât my favorite thing in the world), he would be the one Mr. Silvair would feel most at ease sharing you with; Mr. Crawling or Mr. Hood would be his second and third choices respectively since he knows how deeply you trust them. He might not even partake in sex either, just sitting off to the side while he lets another use you like a toy. As long as you know your his, though, he doesnât mind watching you enjoy yourself with another (he has to be there, though).Â
E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what theyâre doing?)
đŁ: Mr. Crawling has absolutely zero experience with this kind of stuff, so he would need someone willing to walk him through the whole process, show him what you like, and teach him what and what not to do. What he lacks in experience, though, he makes up for in pure enthusiasm. Itâs quite flattering how determined he is when it comes to making you feel good, even if itâs a bit sloppy and unpracticed. His thrusts are extremely unpredictable, never quite finding their rhythm⌠Itâs alright, though; heâll definitely get better with more time and the more he gets to understand what your body likes. You just have to give him the time to improve, and heâll be certain to leave you breathless.Â
đ: Mr. Silvair also has no experience when it comes to sex, or at least not any while heâs resided in the other world. He is a life-long learner through and through, though, and thereâs nothing in the universe heâs not willing to learn about, especially if it has to do with humans and their anatomy. His thrusts are frighteningly accurate, being able to hit your most sensitive inner spots with ease to have you begging him to give you a moment to breathe. Heâs an almost terrifyingly fast learner, too, being able to apply whatever new information heâs observed and gathered within moments. He can do it perfectly, too, and he does it in a way that has you questioning whether he was telling the truth when he said this was his first time doing anything like this.Â
F: Favorite Position
đŁ: When it comes to favorite positions, Mr. Crawling loves being able to hold you close to him while also being able to see your face (he has to kiss you during sex â sorry, I donât make the rules). He enjoys the rocking horse position since it allows him to be able to hold you close while still being able to maintain eye contact with you and easily have access to cover your face in kisses. While he prefers being the one making you feel good, Mr. Crawling would also enjoy the cowgirl position. Heâs happy to let you use him to your heart's content while being able to look up and soak in the pleased look thatâs plastered across your features while you slam your hips up and down on his cock.Â
đ: Mr. Silvair personally enjoys the butterfly position, having you lay on your back atop his operation table all while he can watch and take mental notes on every single facial expression you make and every single twitch of your muscles while he drives you absolutely insane. He would also enjoy missionary, but he would spice it up a little bit by having your hands or wrists tied to something. After all, he doesnât want you to touch him unless he says you can â just lay there quietly while he completely wrecks you with that annoyingly calm expression on his face. Itâs not that he doesnât enjoy when you touch him, though. Mr. Silvair simply prefers being the one in charge and determining when and where youâre able to feel his skin beneath your hands.Â
G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)Â Â
đŁ: Acts goofy most of the time during sex, even if he doesnât mean to. He likes being able to make you happy, and he finds your laughter to be music to his ears. Sometimes you two will be having sex, and heâll suddenly start giggling completely unprovoked, just finding the experience with you so joyful. Being with you in any capacity makes his chest feel light and fluttery as a sense of giddiness flows through his veins. Heâll wrap his arms around you and nuzzle into your neck, causing your body to spasm and tighten around him while his long hair drapes over you and tickles your skin. Overall, Mr. Crawling enjoys being more playful when the two of you are intimate since it adds to the overall experience for him.Â
đ: Prefers to be serious while having sex. He treats the whole process of intercourse like one would treat a research project which, honestly, can make you feel a bit annoyed in some instances (Mr. Silvair still doesnât quite understand why, though). Heâs methodical in everything he does, and being light-hearted or purposefully humorous isnât high on his list of things to do. He has no problem if you want to be silly, however. He finds it cute when you try to see if you can make him chuckle. It endears you to him more, and it makes him want to keep you around for even longer. The only goofy thing he does is gently run his fingers up and down your sides while thrusting into you, finding the way your body wriggles and writhes away from his touch to be adorable.Â
H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
đŁ: I think Mr. Crawling would have fairly long hair beneath the metaphorical belt. His pubic hair would be thick, curly, and a very dark shade of black. He doesnât really keep himself groomed (kind of hard to do in his world, plus it was never a priority for him), but if you would prefer him to keep it trimmed, heâd be happy to! He doesnât care one way or another.Â
đ: Mr. Silvair comes off to me as someone who would enjoy keeping themselves groomed and their appearance well-maintained, and I mean every inch of his body. I think he would have either no pubic hair or pubic hair that was trimmed to be the perfect length. If he did have any hair below the belt, it would be a gray color, one that was a shade darker than his regular hair and wavy in texture.Â
I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)
đŁ: One of the more human-like members of the cast when it comes to his affections; heâs as romantic as a non-human being can be. Mr. Crawling loves holding you close as he ruts into you like a wild dog, whispering praises against your skin. He even tries his best to learn phrases in your language so he can tell you how much you mean to him without you having to try and decipher it. Heâs always so, so soft with you when you two are having sex. Heâs honored that youâd let him have you in such a way, and finds your trust in him heartwarming â he trusts you, too, with his entire heart and soul.Â
đ: Mr. Silvair canonically doesnât comprehend the concept of âlikingâ or loving someone, so that also translates into sex with him. All he knows is that he finds you entertaining to be around and that heâs somewhat endeared to you at this point. Heâs not romantic but, in between teasing you and making you cry (whether it be in frustration or overstimulation), heâs checking in on you to make sure that youâre still comfortable. He knows sex can be invasive, and heâs aware of how much regard the act is held in by some people in your world, so he does his best to respect that... Even if he does need to check himself every now and again.Â
J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
đŁ and đ: Neither of them masturbates much because they simply donât have a desire or time to do so. Mr. Crawling would rather wait for you to be there so you two can enjoy yourselves together, and Mr. Silvair simply has more important matters to attend to. Thatâs not to say they never masturbate, though, itâs just typically a rare occurrence.Â
đŁ: Mr. Crawling typically masturbates by rutting up against something, like a pillow, rather than taking himself in his hand. His thoughts before meeting you were just focusing on the physical sensation of his cock sliding against the fabric of his clothing, but now he finds himself thinking of you â the way your voice sounds when you coo sweet words in his ear, the warmth of your body. Imagining your hands gently touching his chest and hips makes him cum right then and there, almost embarrassingly quickly⌠Yeah, heâs down bad.Â
đ: Mr. Silvair treats masturbating as a chore. Heâd much rather be doing something else than leaning against the wall of his operation room while his hand goes absolutely ham on his dick. He knows which areas on his body get the most reaction, so he purposefully presses all of his buttons just so he can be done with it quicker. This doesnât change after meeting and getting to be intimate with you, though, he still sees it as a chore⌠Just now he imagines cumming on your face or inside you whenever he finally reaches his climax.Â
K: Kink (one or more of their kinks)
đŁ:Â
Mutual Masturbation: He likes spending time with you and doing things together, so why not spend some time watching each other explore yourselves? He likes observing you as you touch yourself, making mental notes of every spot on your body that have you biting your lip and furrowing your brows. While I wouldnât say heâs into voyeurism since he does like being with you while you touch yourself instead of tucked away in the shadows just watching, he focuses more on the way your hands touch and caress your skin instead of focusing on the way he moves his hands across his body. Doesnât last very long doing this, though, eventually pouncing on you and touching you himself.
Overstimulation (Giving): Mr. Crawling loves overstimulating you, even if he doesnât realize heâs doing it half of the time. He just enjoys seeing you become a blabbering mess all because of him; he takes great pride in being able to make you feel good. However, the first time you started crying because he was simply giving you too much, he felt so guilty â the poor man was on the verge of tears thinking he made you feel bad.Â
Praise Kink: While praising you is a bit more difficult considering the language barrier and the limited amount of words and phrases he has to choose from, he still loves doing it. Muttering against your skin how youâre doing such a good job, how he loves you so much, how you make him so happy. Mr. Crawling definitely makes sure to reassure you both inside and outside of the bedroom.Â
Hair Pulling (Receiving): He loves, loves, loves it whenever you take his hair in your hand and give it a firm tug. Mr. Crawling enjoys it whenever heâs going down on you and you take his hair into your hands and push him even closer, making him become fully immersed in your scent and taste.Â
Sensation Play: While Mr. Crawling may not enjoy more painful experiences, he does like general sensation play quite a bit. He likes the feeling of your breath fanning against his skin while you pepper his flesh with gentle kisses and nips. He enjoys tickling you while his hips sensually thrust in and out, feeling the way you squeeze around him as breathless and airy giggles escape past your lips. He loves whispering into your ear while running his tongue along it before taking your lobe between his teeth and lightly tugging. Â
đ:Â
Breeding Kink/Creampie: Mr. Silvair, after learning more about human reproduction, has a deep-seated curiosity regarding whether or not the two of you would be able to have offspring. Thatâs kind of what starts this particular kink for him â he wants to know if you both are sexually compatible in that aspect, and he is curious what the resulting child would look and act like if they were born in the other world. If youâre unable to give birth or get pregnant, even if his initial interest in breeding is certainly from a more scientific aspect, he still finds the image of you full of his seed while it drips down the curve of your ass to be quite arousing.Â
Bondage/Shibari (Giving): He enjoys tying you up and pinning you down, being able to have full control over you in the bedroom. Heâs perfectly content if you agree to light bondage, like having your hands restrained, and would never ask you to do anything more than that. However, if you trust him enough and feel comfortable doing some more intense bondage, heâs not going to complain. Would definitely be interested in the art of shibari, finding the way the rope looks pressing into your skin tantalizing.Â
Orgasm Control/Denial (Giving): Another kink that feeds into his desire for control. Mr. Silvair enjoys being the one in charge of your release, and he likes seeing how far he can push you until you finally break and plead for him to let you cum. He loves seeing how stupid and desperate he can make you, sometimes with just his fingers alone.Â
Overstimulation (Giving): Much like orgasm control/denial, he likes pushing you to your breaking point. However, unlike the previous bullet, he likes seeing how much stimulation you can take until youâre crying for him to stop. He thinks itâs fascinating, seeing how quickly your desire for his touch can change â one moment youâre begging for him to touch you, and the next youâre weakly pushing his hand away. He does eventually relent, of course, but only after letting you cry for a bit.Â
Dacryphilia: Thereâs something about seeing your tear-streaked face that makes it feel like heâs just been hit with an arrow in his chest. Itâs endearing and oh-so cute the way you look while you sob all because heâs making you feel that good. It makes him feel proud, in a way, seeing you in such a pathetic state all because of him.Â
L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)
đŁ: He enjoys having sex with you on a bed (boring, I know), but he likes the softness of the mattress and the many pillows and blankets that can be used to bring even more comfort by keeping the heat from your bodies trapped. He also likes taking you in small, enclosed spaces, like an empty locker or cabinet (sorry folks with claustrophobia). Much like the reasoning with the bed, he likes how the smaller space forces you both to be immensely close to each other. Plus, these spaces bring him comfort, so why not mix the two things that make him feel safe together?Â
đ: Either in his laboratory/operation room or in one of the many different cages or prison cells that he has access to (bonus points if you allow him to chain you up hehe). Mr. Silvair doesnât need a soft mattress or pillows to enjoy sex with you. Heâs fine taking you on his operation table or the cold concrete floor of the small prison cell, even if your back moving up and down across the ground rubs your skin raw. Heâll patch you up after, no worries, but he doesnât need a lot of bells and whistles to have an enjoyable time.Â
M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
đŁ: Sweet words and gentle touches. The other world is one full of violence and death, one where survival trumps all else. While there are entities like him who only resort to violence when either their safety or the safety of someone theyâre fond of is in danger, itâs still not a happy or bright place to exist. Mr. Crawling does what he can to enjoy life, laughing in situations that probably arenât even that funny just to try and make existing more enjoyable. Then you come along and make him feel cared for â loved â and safe, and heâs never been happier. Being able to lay with you, to feel you clench around his cock with your warmth while you pepper kisses across his face and let him know how good he is⌠Yeah, this is the life.Â
đ: Power and control. He enjoys being able to restrict your movement, being able to dictate when and where youâre allowed to cum and, if you disobey him, heâll punish you with a sadistic smile on his face. However, he would be lying if he said that was all. Mr. Silvair thinks the fact you trust him with your safety â your life, your heart, your existence â gets him going, whether he realizes it or not. Trusting another in the other world showcases how much two people believe in the fact the other would not do anything to purposefully harm them, and you feel that way toward him (and he feels the same toward you). Whenever you call out his âname,â the one you had given him, he finds his hips unconsciously moving even faster at the sound...
N: No (Something they wouldnât do, turn offs)
đŁ: Anything involving pain would be a hard no for Mr. Crawling, both giving and receiving. Even though his senses are dull and what would be extremely painful for a human wouldnât be for him, he still doesnât particularly enjoy being harmed. When it comes to hurting you in any way, thatâs pretty much something he will never concede on. He doesnât want to do a single thing to hurt you, even if itâs an enjoyable kind of pain.Â
đ: Pretty much nothing is off the table for him â Mr. Silvair enjoys experimenting, and thatâs no different for him in the bedroom. The only extremely hard no would be coprophilia since he just doesnât see the appeal nor does he want to test to see if he would like it or not. I also feel like he wouldnât necessarily want a bratty partner or a partner who is constantly trying to take control back in the bedroom.Â
O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
đŁ: Loves giving oral 101%, and he will give it to you anywhere â in public, in private, while youâre sleeping (with your consent, of course). Mr. Crawling adores having his mouth on you, being able to taste every single part of you while his tongue forces its way inside you, feeling your release dripping past his lips or dribbling down his chin⌠You taste good, too, better than anything heâs ever had before; he might get addicted to it, to be honest. He eats you out/blows you like a man starving, wanting a chance to have a taste and make you cry out his name while you pull harshly on his black locks and encourage him to keep going. Heâs very enthusiastic about it, too, putting in so much effort and energy to get you cumming on his face or in his mouth.Â
đ: Prefers giving oral over receiving it, but itâs not his favorite thing to do either way. Itâs nothing personal, he just prefers using his hands, his cock, or a toy to get you off rather than his mouth. If he does allow you to give him a blowjob, heâll place a collar around your neck and pull on the chain if you get cheeky â after all, heâs the one in charge here. Mr. Silvair enjoys making you kneel in front of him, watching you with a small smile as you take him into your hands and pump once or twice before taking him into your mouth. If the rare occurrence happens when he gives you head, you better thank the universe. He looks so hot, holding your thighs apart while he slowly runs his tongue along your length/slit and teases you until youâre asking him to touch you more.Â
P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)Â Â
đŁ: Enjoys the slower and sensual side of things, but he typically canât control himself as soon as heâs inside of you, so he ends up being somewhat fast and rough (not all the time, though... his thrusts remain immensely unpredictable no matter what, and he never seems to find a good rhythm to follow). Mr. Crawling enjoys the intimacy of sex, and he finds comfort in the closeness of your bodies while you two are connected at the hips. He loves being able to hold your hands and place kisses across your cheeks. Sometimes, heâs so caught up in the act of showering you with words of praise and sweet displays of affection that he forgets the fact heâs currently inside you and is supposed to be moving. He does see the appeal of rougher sex, though â it makes him feel almost animalistic whenever you two decide to set the pace for the night.Â
đ: Mr. Silvair can quickly switch between the two, sometimes almost at a break-neck speed, to the point it feels like you got whiplash from the sudden change of deep and slow thrusts to fast and somehow even deeper ones (heâs very precise when it comes to hitting those sweet spots inside of you â itâs actually kind of terrifying how quickly he can locate them). He pretty much does whatever he thinks will get the most reaction out of your body and acts accordingly â nothing more, nothing less. He tends to prefer rougher and faster sex, enjoying the noises the quick snap of his hips can draw out of your mouth. However, sometimes, he finds himself preferring a slower and softer pace. This way, heâs able to focus on and truly soak in the expression on your face and appreciate the way your body feels under his palms (this sometimes just leads to you cock warming him).Â
Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)Â Â
đŁ: Mr. Crawling is down for anything at any time. Pretty much, if you ask him to have sex, heâll happily do it for you. Need him to eat you out or give you a blowjob, heâll gladly oblige! After all, he is always pretty much kneeling, so heâs not being made to go out of his way to do it (even if he would go out of his way to please you). Want something more than just his tongue? Thatâs perfectly fine, too! Thereâs a private room over there heâll gladly take you in, or maybe youâd want to try doing it in the empty locker? Heâll try not to take too long, but itâs hard since he loves being able to enjoy you to the fullest. So, Mr. Crawling can do quickies for sure, but he likes being able to take his time with you. Â
đ: While heâs not opposed to quickies, he prefers being able to have proper sex with you to get the most out of it. After all, he canât exactly see how long it takes for you to break or how much time it takes for you to start crying and babbling if you only have a few minutes to enjoy one another. However, he does make it a little challenge for himself to see how quickly he can get you to climax. Mr. Silvair will even make educated guesses on how fast youâll finish just by making note of your current expression, body language, etc. He likes seeing how flustered you get if you think someone is going to enter the room the two of you are in, begging him to go faster which only makes him want to slow down â how mean!Â
R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)Â Â
đŁ: Mr. Crawling is down to experiment but, as stated before, he doesnât want to try anything that causes him or you harm, even if pain is something you enjoy. He just has no desire to hurt you in any way, something which is quite different from other members of the cast who are definitely more sadistic (cough, Mr. Silvair and Mr. Machete, cough). I feel like he would be down to partake in certain aspects of BDSM, specifically B/D (bondage and discipline) and D/S (dominance and submission). He just wants to have a good time and be close to you, both physically and emotionally.Â
đ: 100% down to experiment with anything (except the previously mentioned coprophilia). If you wanted to try some breathplay or impact play or even blood play, heâd be down for it. I honestly think he would enjoy breathplay since it adds more to the differential in power that he enjoys so much (thereâs also a stirring in his chest when he sees how much you trust him with your life, but shhhâŚ). Mr. Silvair is a man hungry for information and new experiences, so yes, heâs willing to try a variety of different things even if they could potentially be dangerous â heâll always make sure you return to your original form.Â
S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they lastâŚ)
đŁ and đ: Both of them are inhuman, which means that neither of them need any food, water, or rest to survive. Honestly, the two of them have unlimited amounts of stamina, and they can go for as long as you need them to (which could be two rounds or even eight â nothing is holding them back in the stamina department).Â
T: Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
đŁ and đ: Neither of them owns any toys because, well⌠you canât access them easily in the other world. If they do end up there, though, theyâre probably dirty or damaged beyond repair (please do not use nasty sex toys, people â infections and diseases are no joke).Â
đŁ: Mr. Crawling would be down to use toys on you! After all, why not? Itâll just make the experience more fun, right? Youâll probably have to explain what heâs supposed to do with them, though, since heâs not quite sure what some of them are for. If you want to use toys on him, heâs completely fine with that! Want to wear a strap and give him backshots? Go right ahead! Want to tape vibrators to him until heâs whining and writhing? Heâd be happy to oblige! Overall, heâs pretty chill about it and is somewhat enthusiastic about adding toys into your sex life.Â
đ: Mr. Silvair enjoys using sex toys on you, some of his favorites being cock rings/chastity belts, strangely-shaped dildos, and vibrators. He loves being able to secure the variety of different vibrators he owns to your body, making sure to cover every erogenous zone heâs noted. He doesnât typically want toys used on him (but heâd probably try out a variety of different sex toys on himself after a while, though, curious about how each of them felt or what they did), however, and the only one heâd be willing to use consistently would be fleshlights. Heâd make you watch him use it, never once allowing you to use them on him.Â
U: Unfair (How much they like to tease)
đŁ: Mr. Crawling is very fair, and he always makes sure to give you exactly what you want in the bedroom. However, thatâs not to say he never teases you, he just doesnât do it very frequently. Sometimes when heâs going down on you, heâll pause his minstrations to nip at or kiss the fat of your thighs, keeping your hips held down so you canât buck up against his mouth. When you start getting antsy, he just giggles at your expression before returning his attention to that oh-so-needy part of you.Â
đ: If the word unfair was personified, it would be Mr. Silvair. Iâd argue teasing you and making you cry â either because you canât cum or have cum ten times in a row â are the aspects of sex that he enjoys the most. Edging you is one of his favorite things, though, watching you whine and try to move your hips on your own when he stops moving⌠bad move, though, because now heâs just going to make you wait even longer for release.Â
V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
đŁ: Heâs not loud, per se, but he does make quite a variety of different noises whenever the two of you are intimate. He whimpers and whines frequently while youâre having sex â theyâre barely audible, high-pitched, and come out sounding as though heâs completely out of breath. Sometimes you wonder if heâs in pain with the noises he makes, but heâs not. He just really enjoys being able to feel you like this as he pants like a dog in heat.Â
đ: Completely quiet most of the time. Really, the only noises youâll probably get out of him are barely audible sighs or the sound of his breathing hitching when he feels you stretch/tighten around him. Itâs not that Mr. Silvair doesnât enjoy having sex with you, he just doesnât express that feeling verbally. You can tell in the way his hand squeezes the fat of your thigh or the way his hips stutter when he moves in and out that heâs having a good time.Â
W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)
đŁ: Mr. Crawling loves taking showers or baths with you, though he leans more towards baths since itâs less painful on his joints (I headcanon that Mr. Crawling can stand, but walking for extended periods of time is painful for him â ambulatory wheelchair user Mr. Crawling when?). While yes, he can technically sit in the shower, having water spray his face isnât exactly pleasant⌠He doesnât view bathing with you as sexual, he just finds it relaxing as he helps you wash your back or you help him make sure all the soap is out of his hair. His favorite scent would have to be lavender â itâs very calming for him.Â
đ: He keeps a journal tucked away full of terms and gestures from your world. Mr. Silvair has a deep desire to understand humans and everything they have to offer, even if he believes it's from a stance of craving knowledge (really, he wants to be able to express his endearment of you in a manner you can understand). He has a page on kissing and different kinds of kisses, a page on gestures of endearment, another on hugging and cuddling⌠The fact that humansâ bodies release a hormone whenever they simply spend time to bond with another socially, a hormone that turns the dial on their brain for whatever emotion theyâre currently experiencing, is fascinating to him.Â
X: X-Ray (Letâs see whatâs going on in those pants)
đŁ: Mr. Crawling is tall â and I mean extremely tall whenever he stands up (my man has got to at least be seven feet), so I can assume that heâs probably relatively proportionate under the belt. I feel like he would be big, almost concerningly so, clocking in at around 8 inches in length. Even though his size is impressive, his dick doesnât have much girth to it and is on the thinner side, but it is thicker towards the base compared to the head (not that you can take all of him â you can certainly give it a try, though). Itâs on the veinier side, too, with a very distinct and present one on the underside of his cock.Â
đ: Much like pretty much the entire cast, Mr. Silvair is also on the taller half of the height spectrum. However, I feel as though he would have a more modest, yet of course still impressive dick size. I imagine him to be 6 ½ inches in length and relatively thick from the base to the head with very little change in girth. Whenever you see his cock, youâre kind of awestruck for a moment because how can a man have such a nice-looking dick?? It doesnât make sense! Thereâs barely any hair, thereâs no visible veins or bumps, and itâs long and thick enough to drive you wild⌠Plus, itâs just really nice to look at, honestly.Â
Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
đŁ and đ: Okay, so I know others probably will not agree with me here⌠but I honestly donât think anyone in the cast has much of a sex drive, let alone a high one. I mean, theyâre not human, so their cultural/social norms are different than ours, and I wouldnât hold them to âtypicalâ human desires on a biological/psychological level either. As I said before, I doubt any of them have been laid because sex just isnât something the residents in the other world partake in â theyâre too busy killing/fighting others, eating humans who find themselves lost in the other world, etc. Is this my asexual and world-building brain working? Probably haha.Â
đŁ: Mr. Crawling really only wants sex whenever you want it, but heâs always enthusiastic and does get aroused whenever you ask if he wants to be intimate. While he does love feeling the warmth around his dick whenever youâre clamping down on him, almost like you were hugging him and not wanting to let him go, he enjoys the emotional connection during the moment more than anything else. I headcanon him (and all of the cast, to some degree) as existing somewhere on the aroace-spectrum. For Mr. Crawling, I see him as being reciproromantic/sexual with an average libido â he gets riled up whenever youâre riled up, though there are times he does get horny without you needing to do or say anything. Â
đ: Much like Mr. Crawling, Mr. Silvair will have sex if you ask him to â heâll make you beg for it, though, so heâs not as nice as the former. He prefers the control/power he gets from having sex rather than the sole act of intercourse (not to say he doesnât enjoy the feeling, though). Plus, he finds the activity interesting since he knows itâs something most humans partake in with one another for a variety of reasons, from procreation to recreation. If you ask him to have sex and he isnât in the mood, heâll just use his hands or some toys and play around with you until youâre satisfied. I headcanon Mr. Silvair as being quoiromantic and eegosexual with a low libido.Â
Z: ZZZ (⌠how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
đŁ: Mr. Crawling doesnât need to sleep (you know⌠being non-human and all), but heâll curl up next to you on the bed and hold your body close to his while pretending to sleep alongside you. Itâs kind of adorable, the way his head is nuzzled under your neck while his legs and arms are wrapped around your body, holding you close to him like you were a bodypillow or large stuffed animal. While you sleep, though, heâll eventually place his head against your chest, listening intently to the sound of your heartbeat and the feeling of your chest rising and falling with each breath. Moments like this, laying there with you in silence, make his mind wander to scenarios with you heâll never be able to fully experience.Â
đ: Does not rest often, finding it a waste of time that could be spent doing something else. He understands you need your sleep, though, so he lets you do it in peace after you both have had sex. Mr. Silvair always manages to somehow make sure you have enough pillows to keep you comfortable or blankets to keep you from getting cold (you canât help but wonder where he finds clean linens in such a grimy placeâŚ). Occasionally, however, he finds himself sitting next to you on the bed, fingers absentmindedly combing through your hair before he pulls his hand back as though you had burnt him â he doesnât understand it, and heâs desperate to figure out an answer.Â
plot: mr. silvair who found you to be an intellectual curiosity, took it upon himself to teach you anatomy, but also pleasure.
themes: smut, touching, limited dialogue, mr. silvair being clinical about it, but ultimately is a secret pervert â a/n: this can be read as a one shot, but part one really sets up the scene! <3
< part one ⢠masterlist ⢠on ao3
As the days passed, Mr. Silvairâs mind had been occupied with the same thought on repeat: just how far could he go to make you both⌠feel âhappyâ?
He already calculated in his mind that, certain actions when conducted successfully could give him very specific results, but it was still all too tricky. It wasnât as simple as just touch alone, he determined, no, it had to be about finding the right moment that worked for you both.
Getting you alone the second time was tricky since he had to be sure that no danger loomed around the corner, but once the coast was clear, he beckoned you to his workshop. You hesitantly followed suit, sitting yourself over the cold metal slab that was rooted in the center, feeling a little put off by such a dreary place. You never liked being in there, the smell was a bit too raw, organic, like fresh meat.
Still, you were curious. Mr. Silvair after all, had a different demeanour to him today, seeming somehow warmer, if not a little suggestive. You personally werenât opposed to such advances, but you were apprehensive at the same time, finding his initiation a little unsettling.
And just as he stepped closer towards you, extending his hands to meet at your waist, his long, slender fingers curling around your form, you felt a little thrown off.
You werenât sure why, but you felt a wave of unease wash through your body, so you pushed him back a little, hesitating just noticeably enough to get him to stop.
Mr. Silvair rightfully faltered, seeming confused.
[Did he read your body language wrong?]
Retracting momentarily, he moved his hands over a safer area instead, resting his hands atop your shoulders instead. His voice was soft as he carefully selected his next words, âMe⌠make you⌠happy?â
Finally, his intentions clicked. He wanted to pick up from where he left before, right? If only thatâs what he opened up with initially, then you would have been more on board. You supposed that he was still learning though, just as much as you were, in fact.
Taking note of your expression which seemed to be deep in thought, Mr. Silvair logged the way you slowly grew visibly flustered, noticing the heat that started to creep into your cheeks.
[Did you want this too?]
Unable to resist cracking a smile, his tense expression finally thawed. âMake you happy?â he repeated.
You nodded in silence, even if the nerves did continue to rise and grow. You wanted to get closer to him, but you couldnât deny that he still had a menacing aura to him, making it difficult to fully relax around him. Little steps, though, you figured. Maybe you would feel comfortable in due time. As such, you confirmed your consent with a soft, yet reassuring tone, âYes.â
Mr. Silvair smoothed his touch down your arms, languidly making his way down towards your breasts where his hands stilled for a moment. Curiously, he kneaded at the soft flesh, savouring the way that they felt in his hands, letting the pleasant feel sink in. The way his hands explored your body felt delicate, yet firm, as if careful to not break you.
Soon, his hands then drifted down to where they were before, wrapping right around your torso before taking a step in between your legs, dropping his hands down to push apart your thighs. You couldnât help but gasp as he did so but allowed him to advance towards you all the same, letting him fumble with what you both wore, making his next intentions in mind loud and clear.
You held your breath as he slowly lowered your seated form to lay atop the slab, climbing over you and hovering over your body in the process, unable to take your eyes off of his taut, chiseled form. All the while, Mr. Silvair seemed focused, pushing up the hem of your dress, pulling down his own clothes, revealing his springing erection.
For a moment, you were left stunned at the sight of it. His height was already impressive, so you supposed that you shouldnât be too surprised that the equipment he had to work with was scaled to match his build. Even so, however, you felt a little intimidated at the thought of something so large entering you, making you wonder how on earth you were going to accommodate him, let alone have him fuck you.
However, before you had any time to continue worrying about such matters, Mr. Silvair leaned back slightly, testing the waters of the situation you had both found yourself in. Curiously, he tested the water, dipping the tip of his impressive length over the slick entrance of your slit, teasing you with purposeful promise.
You averted your gaze for a moment, letting your eyes roll back to the ceiling in strained anticipation, unable to quite hold eye contact just yet. No matter how much you tried, there was something⌠unsettling about him, even when you were so ready to take things further with him.
Mr. Silvair only cared about your thoughts though, so he took it at your pace. For better or worse, he didnât seem to be focused on chasing his own desires at that point, even if his arousal did long for release. For the time being, he was just curious about how you could react to him.
âHappy?â he asked.
âYes,â you confirmed.
With your confirmation in mind, he took the plunge at last, burying his cock into your hilt, taking his time to really savour the sensation of your walls wrapping right around him. To his delight, you felt incredible, taking him on with such slick ease, finding that he could slide into you with one smooth pump. Slowly, you enveloped him entirely, your core swallowing up his length all the way.
For a moment, you could only blink. To your surprise, you took him in much easier than you thought you would, but then, he started to move.
Mr. Silvairâs first thrust was painful, causing you to gasp out in a high-pitched whine of protest. Your hand shot to his wrist, gripping it with such desperation, squeezing at it with pleading eyes. In turn, he stilled for a moment, realising that there was a possibility that he was hurting you, momentarily pausing his affections.
[It wasnât fun if you werenât enjoying yourself.]
âSad?â he asked, trying to gauge the reason.
You shook your head, searching for the word he taught you most recently. âNo. Pain.â
Mr. Silvair seemed to understand right away, deciding to try and take things slower with you to see if it was the pace that was the issue. He rocked his body tenderly that time, turning you over to your side to ensure your comfort, keeping a palm tucked right below your hip so you wouldnât feel any pain from the cold, hard surface beneath where you lay. Slowly, albeit passionately, he pushed into you on repeat in softer motions with less intensity than before.
This was perfect, you thought, especially when you felt his chest press tight against your back, his silvery locks cascading over your face, lacing your vision with his embrace. Mr. Silvair took things at your desired speed, feeling completely content with working up to something you both enjoyed, dipping his head down as if by instinct, his lips searching to lock with your own. The kiss lasted so long too, slow and sensual, leaving you both breathless by the time he parted.
However, as you both grew all the more comfortable, your sex adjusting to wrap around him with memorised need, you found yourself grinding against him with increased fervour. Quickly, you found yourself succumbing to the tempo of his initial pace, which he too, quickly picked up on, plunging into you with more heat in his drive. Mr. Silvair took no time at all to read into your wants and needs, trying his best to match your rhythm, rutting into your cunt.
Just as you felt him get close though, you too, felt yourself involuntarily spasm around his cock. You gasped as your walls fluttered around him, milking you both of a much-anticipated release, the sensation causing you both to stutter and still, leaving you both gasping from the intensity alone. You felt as he twitched while still lodged within you as if refusing to part from your spent core, fully content with keeping you all plugged up.
As you wound down, on the cusp of falling asleep, Mr. Silvair didnât quite let you.
He brushed along your skin with the featherlight tracing of his fingertips; up and down your arms, kissing along your neck, cuddling you oh-so-tight. Maybe the workshop wasnât the best place to have done this, but maybe, also, he could make it up to you with a massage if you felt sore.
plot: mr. silvair who found you to be an intellectual curiosity, took it upon himself in teaching you anatomy â themes: heavily suggestive, limited dialogue, mutual pining, everything is consensual here but heâs unsettling lol â a/n: this will be continued in january :) â w.c: 1.6k
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(header by @devotion-disorder, used with permission which inspired the fic :) pls go check out their blog <3)
The ghost apartments were far from being the safest places that you could have ended up in, but it was still early on in your exploration, too. Many uncertainties popped up along the way and ultimately, you somehow found your way back in Mr. Silvairâs care each and every single time.
Your latest ailment left your stomach in pain though, following a particularly nasty tumble in the dark. Thankfully though, Mr. Silvair was quite good at mending you, or at least in giving you a place to recover at your own pace, however, what with how you seemed to be in more distress than usual, his curiosity piqued in a different way this time.
As you curled up on the sofa, you gasped at his sudden arrival, your body flinching ever so slightly at the looming sight. Mr. Silvair then pressed up his calloused palm right against your abdomen without warning (likely to inspect it) but then in doing so, you reacted negatively to the sudden intrusion and as a result, ended up pulling away.
At first, Mr. Silvair simply just looked down at you, his thoughts unclear, and after a long enough silence had passed between the two of you, he finally tilted his head off to the side, seeming almost⌠confused? He tried again, asking for a word that you didnât yet understand, maintaining some distance per your quiet request (or at least for now).
ââŚ####?â
You blinked, your face blanking in confusion.
Mr. Silvair, ever determined to pursue any sort of curiosity didnât waver in his conveyed approach, immediately reaching to pinch at your soft skin and when you reacted negativelyâhe repeated the word. He did the same to his own fleshâhis nose wrinkling up when he did so as if he didnât like the sensationârepeating the term again and again in that same quizzical tone.
Finally, you got it. He was asking if you were hurting.
âPain?â he asked once more, the word registering at last.
You slowly nodded, thinking that he would perhaps take a step back and leave you be, but he stayed right where he was. Warily, your gaze followed his curious hands over to your stomach, asking yet even more words that you couldnât yet comprehend.
What with the language barrier being ever frustrating, Mr. Silvairâs lips curled into a frown due to the lack of understanding alone, but ultimately, his determination didnât falter, now seeming more motivated than ever before.
âMe,â he pointed at himself, gesturing out words that you already did know, âteach,â he added, his fingers travelling in your direction, âyou,â before returning them to settle at his lips, âlanguage?â
You nodded.
âMe, teach youâŚâ Mr. Silvair repeated quicker that time, although allowing his words to trail off as he considered the right approach, gesturing at your general form, ââŚ####?â
The way that he repeated the mystery word over and over left you wondering if he was asking about your general anatomy, with your suspicions were made clear when he repeated the same actions towards his own bodyâproving that it was just as you had initially thought.
âMy⌠body?â you repeated, swirling a pointed finger around your physique, interpreting that perhaps, he wanted to teach you more words that related to it. Perhaps, his intentions were genuine, since you were actively in pain and maybe, just maybe, he wanted to help you recover. Still though, you held onto some retained suspicion, knowing that Mr. Silvairâs curiosity could either be a good thing or⌠it could be something else entirely.
Continuing onwards, Mr. Silvair carried on before any of those negative thoughts in your mind had a chance to linger. The last thing he wanted was for you to negatively react to his presence, especially so early on and so, with a flick of his wrist, he pointed towards your head, repeating a set of familiar words as his exploration gradually traveled down your body.
âEyes? Nose? Lips?â he asked, making sure to ask words that you already knew before tracing a light touch along your neck, the sensation feeling almost tender. â...####?â
âMy⌠neck?â you gulped, feeling your throat swallow beneath his firmly appointed digits that remained pressed against your vulnerable skin. It wasnât exactly painful, but the pressure was tight enough to make you feel nervous.
â####?â he asked again, smoothing out a brushing touch along your shoulders, feeling a flicker of satisfaction when you understood him the way that he wanted you to.
At this point on, you were beginning to feel almost nervous as his hands kept traveling down, but also⌠curious. The way his fingers pinched and tugged at what you wore though, was a clear indication that he didnât like what you had on (perhaps finding it to be an obstacle of some sort) and so you found yourself giving into his silent request. As though to play it as safely as possible, you removed the raincoat you wore, revealing your dress-clad form just beneathâthe fabric slightly frayed.
Mr. Silvairâs gaze lingered somewhat, almost clinically, before moving on and repeating a few more familiar words as he swept his touch across what you both already understood between one another. He then lifted his hands ever so slightly, peppering a feather-light dab of his fingertips before tracing a line down your collarbones, feeding you an understanding of that word, before running the pad down to where your cleavage began.
Feeling your breath hitch, you werenât sure how to respond. Usually, if a man was so brazenly forward with youâyou would try to push them away, perhaps even scold them if need beâand yet, you didnât actually dislike this development (and maybe even enjoyed it). Indeed, there was something⌠particular⌠about Mr. Silvair that left you feeling a certain way. Perhaps it was unease, but it was also something differentâsomething intimate.
And then all of a sudden, he leaned in close, allowing for your form to be swallowed up by his looming presence. It seemed that this was technically a process that he built up to, but you were otherwise too overwhelmed and lost in your own thoughts to have ever noticed the progression. Tensing up right away, your breath hitched as he moved in closer, anticipating somethingâanythingâyou werenât quite sure what, to finally happen.
Mr. Silvairâs execution was painstakingly slow as if reading into your body language before finalising his next move. For a moment, you werenât at all sure what to expect, but then you felt a cold bead of something trickle down your spine as his hands fumbled with something just out of reach, leading you to understand that he dropped the zipper to your dress.
Had you not been in such a stunned silence, you would have done more to cover up your now exposed formâbut you didnât.
You simply sat still and Mr. Silvair simply just⌠watched, as if assessing his next move.
Taking a moment to appreciate your form, Mr. Silvair broke through the tension by approaching you, helping you shuffle out of the restrictive fabric, reading into the situation, and making sure, that you were at the very least, not opposed in the direction that this whole interaction was headed in. Forcing yourself to remain calm, you didnât turn him away either as his hands smoothed over your bare breasts next, informing you of yet another word, and when his fingers tweezed around the stiff peaks of your nipples, another word slipped out.
Mr. Silvair then continued along this route, using your accepting silence to move lower and lower, until finally, his touch met at your stomach. He paused momentarily, noticing a deep, slightly raised bruise and for a second, a wave of concern passed through himâcausing him to pause in his tracks before continuing onwards as soon as he determined it was okay to do soâwanting for the new-found intimacy between the two of you to last.
You didnât stop him all the whileânot even as his fingertips dipped lower and lowerânot even as they pushed into the apex of your inner thighs. No, there was something tender about this shared moment that left you craving more of it.
And feeling as his fingers moved along and stroked along your heated sex, you couldnât help but reactively curl your fingers into tight fists, almost straining at the implication. Your face quickly grew flushed, squeezing your legs tight much to his confusion, causing him to withdraw ever so slightly.
Mr. Silvair paused, the concern returning. â...Pain?â
However, you shook your head.
âSad? Happy?â he continued, cycling through a whole range of emotions, trying to determine what was wrongâif anything was wrong at all.
âH-Happy,â you repeated which he seemed to understand, widening his smile as a result.
Mr. Silvair then continued on with confidence, taking hold of your hand that time around, watching as you grew all the more embarrassed from the way he pulled you closerâguiding your hand towards him in a similar wayâallowing you to touch where hisâhisâoh!
Your eyes grew wide as he settled your touch over his length, which was initially soft, watchingâfeeling with youâas he quickly grew hard.
Mr. Silvair paused, his face adopting a reddish hue as he seemed to finally understand what you meant by feeling âhappyâ, his mind racing with all sorts of new ideas and curiosities alike. However, he stopped himself, choosing to at least conclude the examination, teaching you how to next address your thighs, knees and feet next, before returning to the initial issue at handâthe pain.
And once it was settledâonce you were fixed, then perhaps he could explore something different with you next time.
(Something that could make you both feel âhappyâ?)
plot: some things are best expressed without the need of words â themes: spooning/cuddling, smut, maybe yan vibes â w.c: 1.1k
a/n: my first homicipher related fic. i want to try one for mr. silvair & mr. gap next, bc they were also my favs. this game has been taking over my life so much lately. like itâs been in my dreams, haaah.
masterlist ⢠ao3
Mr. Crawling was always loud when he was excited within your company; his laughter filled out the vast empty spaces that were otherwise unadorned with familiarity. Whatever you once sought from those winding corridors was ever-fleeting, temporary, leaving you stuck within the confines of his company.
Yet, when he felt what you could only interpret as affectionâthatâs when Mr. Crawling then became differentâquiet, soothing, kind but also⌠curious.
And when you would usually sleep, he would stand watch, knelt over the floor as per his usual stance but sometimes crouched near you, sometimes leaning back against the wall with his legs pressed up against his chest. He would watch you as his life depended on it, unwavering in focus and with eerie intensity. He would watch as your chest rose and fell, leaning close on occasion to catch the sweep of your breath and sometimes, he would trace the pad of his milky fingertips in long, languid strokes against your face. Always so delicate, so tender, but for the most part, quiet and even shy.
Having once caught a glimpse of Mr. Gap in your blanket space, however, set something territorial off for Mr. Crawling and he was never able to recover from such an invasion. The very idea that someone else was able to infiltrate what he deemed to be your spaceâespecially someone who he disapproved ofâwasnât something he could stand for. Especially with the sort of trickster Mr. Gap was, he couldnât bear to see you get hurt. It would kill him on the inside (and on the outside, too).
So, just as you were getting into bed to rest up once more, he too, slipped in under the covers with you. At first, you were startled as usual, turning to face him with confusion evident in your eyes, murmuring out some words in a language that he still could not understand. He repeated something back, the meaning lost and indecipherable upon your ears, though soon surrendering to emphasis using gestures instead. A hug to bring you closer, a reassuring pat on your head and a small, longing kiss over your nose.
You listened to his words again, repeating over and over like a broken record.
Perhaps he meant no harm, after all.
You turned your back to him and settled into his chest, finding that he was surprisingly warm for what he was. His taller frame encased your body, wrapping his ashen arms around your waistâaccidentally brushing the fabric that sat over your breastânicking the cloth ever so slightly. Your breath hitched in surprise and as though in sheepish realisation, he withdrew right away, terrified that you were upset with him.
You drew out a long breath, reminding yourself again, that after everything that has happened thus farâŚ
That, Mr. Crawling does not want to hurt you.
That Mr. Crawling has only ever helped you.
So perhaps, right now, Mr. Crawling only wanted to be closer to you.
You relaxed your breathing, settling into his comforting shadow once more and allowed for his presence to envelop you. He repeated the soothing motions of his grappling arm, although he held onto you softer that time. His hands explored your body with a delicate touch, as though afraid of breaking youâof upsetting you againâhis motions growing confident the longer that you didnât protest. It wasnât long before he, otherwise not disturbed by your lacking, conscious awareness, decided to explore further with you. Mr. Crawlingâs fingers didnât ask for permission that time, creeping beneath the clinging fabric, feeling your skin against his palms, inviting a pleased, almost delighted smile to curl on his lips.
The silence remained unbroken as Mr. Crawling continued his explorative focus on you; the quickly-building evidence of his need growing harder the longer he pushed himself behind your body, the repeated touches arousing something warmer within him. To both his surprise as well as your ownâyou were not repulsed, allowing him to creep even lower, below the skirt of the dress and up, brushing his hand up to your exposed skin and, reading into itâyou communicated your consent from the moment you parted your legs, allowing him to get even closer.
Confidence surged in Mr. Crawling as he pushed himself into your hilt, allowing his hardened length to slip inside. Betraying the stagnant silence, he shuddered out a ragged gasp before giving into his own rising need; grinding himself into your sopping sex with steadily increasing fervour. His fingers clamped around the curve of your hips as he held you in place, slamming every last inch of himself deep into your core.
Ever touch-starved yet wanting nothing more than to surrender to the sensation of you, Mr. Crawling continued to drive his cock into your needy cunt, soon wrapping his winding arms around your body and holding on tight. He bucked intensely as you soon succumbed to breathless whimpers, incoherently begging for his name. Equally desperate whines rolled off the slip of his tongue as he found his lips pressed into the crook of your neck, dampening your skin with sloppy wet kissesâas many as he could give.
It felt overwhelming for you in a way to be worshipped like this but you did your best to keep up with such intensity, especially as the warm, tingling pleasure built up inside of you, too. You held on just as tight as he did, your hand seeking out his ownâfingers weaving into his bony digitsâinterlocking and squeezing tight the closer you got, your grip and otherwise clenching need tightening simultaneously. To feel him losing himself inside of you was dare you admit, addicting, feeling him completely fill and stretch you out leaving you almost dizzied from the impaling force.
Mr. Crawling, like you, soon surrendered to the rolling bliss from the flick of his hips, feeling a surging warmth mount and rise, encouraging him to lose himself to the searing heat of the moment and you. Encircling your body in a possessive hug, he suddenly began to mutter out a new word in a strained mantra, again and again.
Given how desperate he seemed to be, you understood the meaning as âcloseâ, especially as his actions grew more strained and less controlled.
âClose, close, close,â he repeated.
It didnât take his chased release to catch up as his hips grew to a stutter, rutting out one final pump before melting into you. Mr. Crawling cried into your neck, spilling out the entirety of his overflowing love, feeling the pent-up devotion trickle down your thighsâyet not letting you move awayâstill retaining his claim on you.
Instead, he kept you even closer than before, not allowing you to part from him ever again (despite understanding your yearning for rest).
Words were never the problem, it seemed.
Mr. Crawling would have always found a way to⌠connect with you.
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[Robert is briefing Waterboy on a bodyguard mission after the nervous water user and client seem to hit it off, later he's talking to R/n about it and the janitor seemed spooked when Robert mentioned the client's name.]
R/n: [Client], [Client's full name]?
Robert: Yeah how did you know?
R/n: She was my art teacher back in high school, she's fucking insane!
Prism: Insane how?
R/n: She had a habit of acting out scenes from movies she recently watched.
Invisigal: Why's that so bad? I've done that few times.
R/n: Really, did you also start prank calling and hunting down teenagers after watching Scream? 'cos she that's why she got arrested.
Robert: What? No way, she seemed like a normal old lady to me.
R/n: Yeah, when she's on her meds.
[Robert tried to call Waterboy back, but was getting no response everyone goes to the front lobby and runs into Punch up.]
Robert: Have you seen Waterboy?
Punch up: Uh, the lad just left with {Client] a couple minutes ago after she was done with her movie.
Robert: What movie?
Punch up: I don't remember, I think there was a man dressed like a lady?
Invisigal: The Birdcage?
Prisim: Mrs. Doubtfire?
Sonar: Some like it hot?
Malevola: Tootsie?
Flambae: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert?
Punch: Ah...no. None of those, there was lady in a shower and screechy violin music.
R/n: Psycho?!
Punch up: Aye, that was it! *notices everyone is panicked* What?
[Cut to Malevola tracking Waterboy down to an old motel where she finds him awkwardly standing over a knocked out {Client] who had a knife in her hand, apparently she was getting ready to stab Waterboy when she slipped on one of the puddles trailing behind him and knocked herself out.]
Waterboy: Er...is, is this gonna get me in trouble?
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