skate fast eat ass

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

all my haters become gators as soon as I gain my wizard certificate

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

lets make bad art together

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

world heritage post

Oh good glad to hear

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

World Heritage Post

Two time award winning post

Bisexual heritage post

Wait hold on everyone, this is more important than the other awards

Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

im a protected species you fucking asshole