#1 Ramattra Enjoyer

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

This is the plot of Death Stranding

I think modern day Duke Nukem would be a total chaser because he’d come out of whatever coma Randy ‘Greaseball’ Pitchford has him in and he’d hear about trans women and be like “Damn… they’re making new chicks… I gotta get a piece of that action.” And he’d pull his notepad (labeled ‘SHIT I GOTTA TRY’) and crayon out and write ‘TGIRL PUSSY’ directly under ‘NEW MCRIB’ and ‘CONCUSSION’

Is this what they mean by CNC kink?

wasn’t a beautiful night. pesis is peeled

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

:33 < sighhhhh... is it pure enough for kokomo atleast? I need SOMETHING to look forward to....

Actually, Nepeta from Homestuck, you're good to come in

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

I love how they went for the four classical elements but realized they can’t call a sweet flavored beverage Water

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry