danzainosolitude

I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”

Blue & Yellow Paint

Official ominous graffiti

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

we need a lying on the ground dead emoji now more than ever

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me