danyul smeths persenel blog

ooooh ol i need at da moment iz a dam fin kofee and david lynche wit hiz twin peekz heastail. mi dreemz kaim troo!

i nou dat wee ol doo som stuf wen wee r yong and stoopid, houeva, i dont want 2 tok about diz okai.

peepl, i want 2 saee a veree seerioz ding. nou, itz not about da hartbreakin stuf i hav don 2 mi pal relph, bat... no, no, wait, yea, i wantd 2 tel u a faereetail about da stoopid sad relph and da kleva hapee danyul!

it iz olwaiz a gud desizhn 2 ad som karaokee in 90s stile wen yo mait saiz dat hee wontz 2 apea in a moosic vidio. u r welkom! hooz nekst?

it iz not fea! i told da managjers dat i wont mi vidio 2 bee publisd ‘s o o n’. and wot doo dey doo? dey simplee wait a foo daiz and den publish mi vidio. lik - ‘ n o w’. diz iz veree frustratin, im gona fae dem ol, yea, im gona looz dem in da fae fae fae beekoz it seemz lik dey dont nou wot ‘s o o n’ meenz.

heye, peepl, hou r u? hou cloz r yo doom daiz? beekoz mi maitz saee dat mi doom dayz r komin. i dount nou wot maid dem tink sou............

o dea, wot hav i don?????? da big maraton iz komin... i dont nou, im gona die, pleez heeeeeven help mee help mee help mee

o, so u ol beleev dat dea iz a noo album komin out on dat misteerioz dait kold 04-28???? hahaha happee april foolz (itz not an april foolz i nou), u wil bee veree disapointed, i kan garantee u dat. didnt u nou dat ol bestile albumz r komin out ‘soon’???????????????

atenshon - matur kontent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! diz iz hou wodie spendz hiz free tim. i nout iz olwaiz veree refreshing 2 hav a hot bath wit frendz but i dount nou.........................

deez daiz r veree dangeroz. u must watch out 2 avoid beeing kold a rasist or non-tolerantist or anee oda -ist. so, from nou on - blak choklat iz mi favorit!

rarrr boyz boyz boyz lik danyul smeth r da seksest boyz on eart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oua litl frend wil iz an extreemlee sofistikaitd gai. jast look hee lookz lik a reel brit, and it seemz dat hee kan plaee diz instrument, wateva iz itz naim, veree wel. im proud dat wil iz a part of oua litl band bestile.

luk luk luk gez hoo iz dantzing?????????????????????? i nou itz a taf one iznt it.

i nou peepl dat u feel veree sad 4 mi hea, but dont woree itz eksteeemlee simpl 2 grou ol dat hea bak. wel, of koz, itz veree impotant 2 nou wen 2 stop as u kan see from mi expeerentz.

no mo bedaiz peepl, kilez partee waz da last. nou i hav got a nis sofa so dat wil bee sofadaiz!!! or doom daiz, it deependz on you chois.

nou, mi dea frendz, i am bald as an eg (and eg is hairee az i onc waz)........

hepi bedai kile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u r such a gud frend u dezerv a nis dai in a bed 2geda wit a loyl frend. and i ges im a bete frend dat dat tedee bea but okai woteve itz yo chois.