Dansdaughters personal blog

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

dr seuss yaoi

I was gonna say “I bet this exists” because I had genuinely forgotten one of the most gargantuan eras in the history of this website

Posts that scare new tumblr users

Why would this scare new users? How bad could it possibly be??

adding a keysmash to the end of a message like a dog sneezing on purpose to show theyre just playing

Never ever be normal about fictional characters but please GOD be normal about the people who play them, I am begging you

#don’t treat fictional characters like they’re real people whose rights you need to defend#and absolutely DO NOT treat real people like they’re just characters for you to get weird about

you are my worst homeboy. i would rather die than sit in vc with you. i wil never link you vids.

i will never show you my dinner

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from a good grade in tumblr mutual

innovation under capitalism