GOBLIN TIME

been really enjoying pretending not to know what pokemon are when i sell the tcg packs to gambling-addicted chuds. they ask me for a tin from behind the counter and i say "which one? the ghost or the tiger?" i called Zygarde a 'green doggy :)' and the guy's face got really red

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

THIS CAN’T KEEP HAPPENING!!!!

There's something hilariously sad about seeing European tourists in the US go crazy over shit like taco bell and wendy's

Word of Warning: Sourdough bread is a huge part of NorCal's (pretty much everything between the California-Oregon Border and Greater Los Angeles ) cultural identity, and particularly of the Bay Area's cultural identity. Please take care not to insult our sourdough. Yes, we know our bread has a shit ton of chemicals and ingredients listed. We are literally are required by law to do so

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today