GOBLIN TIME

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

oftentimes the appeal of a character is that they are a loser who sucks and their soul and their essence is that of a greasy stoner and then you check the fanart and theyre being drawn like pop stars and its just not right. it just aint right

I can't believe this entore site is not talking about Widow's Bay. Nautical folk horror, it's stephen king it's midnight mass it's also somehow an office comedy. Stephen Root is there. What more could you want?

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

the author's barely disguised spy from team fortress 2

been really enjoying pretending not to know what pokemon are when i sell the tcg packs to gambling-addicted chuds. they ask me for a tin from behind the counter and i say "which one? the ghost or the tiger?" i called Zygarde a 'green doggy :)' and the guy's face got really red

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw