Ayyyyy

Ive never laughed so hard at a post

for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldn’t get the joke

Make this the new meme!

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami

listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”

ive got exclusive early access to slurs that wont even hit the public market until 2022

any day now

Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god

while kissing eachother

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

make your own post

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing