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So I know tumblr (rightfully) loves Katmai Fat Bear Week - so if you want More of the same thing, may I introduce Fat Marmot Week?

A population of Colorado marmots are gaining notoriety as the subject of a new OnlyFans page and weight gain competition to raise awareness

They're introducing the contenders (such as Dans_hat above) in posts on Instagram, but they also have a website-

About Fat Marmot Week The largest of the true hibernators, marmots bulk up all summer to survive the winter. Fat Marmot Week is an opportuni

These folks also *deeply* need funding - they've opened an OnlyFans for the marmots (OnlyMarms, as they call it) and also accept donations. That's also linked on the Fat Marmot Week page!

Anyways. I love marmots, I love wildlife biologists, and these folks are hilarious. Go have fun with Fat Marmot Week!

katmaibearfan

FAT MARMOTS FAT MARMOTS FAT MARMOTS

#ANOTHER FAT ANIMAL HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

amberautumnfaebrooke

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

sociallyawkwardrevolution

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

foxmulders

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

navigatorsnorth

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

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roycohn

inspired by a rant i was going on elsewhere bc someone tweeted something very stupid and uninformed about hamlet and it got my back up as someone who took two single-text-focus english literature courses in college and they were on wuthering heights and hamlet, i now put it to all of you on here:

what's "your" shakespeare play?

hamlet

macbeth

the tempest

merchant of venice

midsummer night's dream

twelfth night

richard iii

othello

julius caesar

king lear

another not listed (specify in tags) (i really just put my own top 10 here nbd)

i have no particular feelings about any shakespeare play/results tag

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#Much Ado

mi-ciudad

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

#but I work at the natural history museum

gigglybumbug

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

#this is legitimately what I looked like at dinocon #aaaand a lot of the rest of the time

vykodlak

commerson’s dolphin looks like malayan tapir looks like commerson’s dolphin

vykodlak

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amygdalae

you are just jealous my understanding of anatomy allows me to eat a rotisserie chicken so efficiently and exhaustively

anthonycolonthree

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

jevilcore

Kids were absolutely correct abt wearing smth you like on a shirt btw. It rules. You love dinosaurs so much wear a shirt about it.

#today I’m wearing a tardigrade shirt because I like tardigrades #I also have many dinosaur shirts

porcelain-dollbones

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

porcelain-dollbones

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

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gumy-shark

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

papayajuan2019

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

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