absolute trash

The same thing happened when Airbnb started as “you got a spare room? why not rent it out to a visitor for a few nights? you get some extra cash and they get a nice place to stay while they visit the city” and it immediately turned into “I’m gonna buy up every available unit in this condo building downtown and rent them out short term, contributing to massive rent increases, severe housing shortages, loud inconsiderate assholes treating places where people are supposed to live like cheap no-restriction hotels, and then bitch and moan when Airbnb gets banned from my building before just continuing on anyway”

bro but in a flirty way

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

*+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp*

achilles’ heelys

i wanna fall in love it sounds like fun

sun: 🌞 me: shut the fuck

just a heads up this is from Planet Sheen and was aired on television and is not just a gmod joke video

KDNDMDLFMFNDNDKDKKF

last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are

today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”

the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism

this really has more than 1m notes huh

damn it