Reeeeeeeeeee

the seven do a hear me out cake and leo only puts pics of jason, and each time jason just shakes his head and goes "dude c'mon where did u even get that pic" until the second to last round and leo puts down hazel just to piss off frank and leo's all like "😂 dw bro it's all jokes I'm kidding we're just friends" while hazel is all "leo stop it!!!" and then the very last round, leo puts down a pic with all the seriousness in the world and it's fucking frank, and frank tries to kill him

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

the sense of horror when you finish a book that was Ass Bad and you go to see what fellow haters are saying but all the reviews say it is the best thing they've ever read. feel like i just saw my reflection in the mirror move all by itself or something

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

Must a show be “good”? Is it not enough to be an alternative history that asks “what if instead of the Catholic-Protestant schism causing complications in Tudor England, it’s Animorphs?” that’s super horny on main, has the vibe of A Knight’s Tale, surprisingly pretty accurate historical costumes (with a few notable exceptions), and a bunch of British character actors acting absolutely wild?

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

Happy fuckteenth

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they’re an entirely different species with their own unique culture

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

OH MY GOD

So in the presence of a ship with an entirely or mostly male crew, nearby mermaids would become female to keep the balance.

That’s it. We figured out why everyone thinks merfolk are all women. Get a boat of fems out there and let’s see what they report.

i think itd be nice to be a goat or satyr. id love to eat an aluminum can someday