Local Grassfed Hole

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

ok computer show me men in pain

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text

Trashed off my ass in the library with a hardback copy of the iliad

wore a white dress and walked in the rain to the barracks so all the knights could see my skin peeking through the fabric and i said “oh my, excuse me ladies, it seems i got myself lost in the downpour… i’m all alone and no one even knows i’m here…” and they just gave me warm clothes and made me soup so i didn’t catch a cold and escorted me back to my room. i fucking hate chivalry

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

if you built like this hmu

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend