cool nerd stuff

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

I saw a fat squirrel today and he came up and stared at me for like 2 min straight and i started crying cuz he was so fat and successful at being a squirrel

pegging clowns????

pegging hung clowns????

This is why this website is worth negative money

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

very soon the entirety of the tumblr dashboard will be consumed by insane people being insufferable over AMC's interview with the vampire. fortunately i am one of those insane people

i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.