cool nerd stuff

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring