cool nerd stuff

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.