cool nerd stuff

“but that’s neither here nor there” well where is it then.

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

they throw regular rats at eachother

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵