cool nerd stuff

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this

she went after my cock like she was smeego. and I was that gay little ring.

there should be a rule u can’t get stressed for 30 minutes after u wake up. i just woke up. spawn invincibility please.

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.