van gogh-gurt

Her voice is like silk

truth be told, this is the most beautiful song ive heard in a long time

i am crying

how do people get over things i have never gotten over anything in my entire life

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

I got Matthew Mcconaughey’s memoir for free so I’ve been reading it out loud to my partner and it’s truly the most bananas thing I’ve ever experienced

There’s something chemically wrong with this man. Like the opposite of depression. He’s clinically elated.

At one point his father gives mouth to mouth resuscitation to a bird that fell in the toilet

Matthew McConaughey is the king of magical realism. Not a word of this book can possibly be true.

He says that for six months when he was like 19 he would take a bath at 6:00 pm every night while jacking off to Lord Byron poetry

Isn’t this the dude who got his account on twitter suspended for pretending to be the CIA and saying just because we killed MLK doesn’t mean we can’t miss him?

This king also recently got unverified for pretending to be CNN saying Biden wasn’t actually dead he was just getting good dick 😂

Good luck Lil Nas X

anon face said bottom rights

absolute unit

Today at work a girl at my register was heatedly explaining to her mother that wearing a dinosaur costume to her school’s decades day was, in fact, perfectly acceptable because her teachers did not specify any particular decades.

the kids are alright