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there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

glad they added new maps to baseball

surely the conses wont quence

y'all go check out the prompts they are SO JUICY

If you think about it, Back to the Future is the anti-Oedipus Rex. Marty tries to save his father's life, then goes to great lengths not to fuck his mother.

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

oh my god

why does uber give me notifications like “hey… do you wanna take an uber rn?” As if I’m ever just chilling like yeah a $40 car ride would go crazy right now

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

yeah turtlenecks are sexy too bad they’re also one of the worst sensory experiences fashion has ever developed

me wearing a turtleneck and fighting back nausea at the sensation: haha aren’t i hot *gags* anyone want to admit they have a crush on me

same thing with chokers. look how attractive and cool and punk i look now if you’ll excuse me i need to go take this off right now or i am going to throw up