It's not Delivery, it's Dijarida

oh to live in the treasure planet universe

oh to have a huge petticoat and a lazer gun and travel from planet to planet in a large 18th century style spaceship

You just want a cat wife dont you

Why are cats perfectly designed to crush your organs when they step on you

Wait does my cat know byakugan is she targeting my chakra points?

the mariner's revenge song has no business going as hard as it does but i can't argue with the logic that if you're going to spend 15 years plotting to fulfil your mother's last request that you avenge her by hunting down and murdering the man who ruined her life you might as well make it a banger

people use their blinkers at the last second as if it lets you parry a hit like street fighter

@hawkin-byrd @hentaihotsauce

Does he...yknow...*makes cock sucking gesture* watch jokes bizarre adventure?

not once did it cross my mind that gru from despicable me was Russian i just thought he was fucked up