boy, howdy

“you lurk bc u care” no bitch it’s bc im nosey

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

post of the decade

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

WHAT

reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once

I’m very drunk and I need everyone to see what I’m seeing

much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn

come thru bitch

If I had legs like his I'd show them off all the time too

If I had this much ass I'd wear skin tight pencil skirts all the time

God bless him??? An Icon™