i wish sports were real

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

it fucken WIMDY

“girk at my work”

“girk at my work”