KillenTime

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

hate 2 say it but british ppl had the right idea with saying whats all this then. like literally whats all this then

shane not believing in ghosts despite hearing a disembodied laugh by his bed as a child vs. ryan believing in ghosts because his toothpaste fell over on a boat once

me @ the stars: help me

can literally feel my stats double when i put on a nice sweater

i’m just someone’s weird coworker

bold of you to assume i can comprehend the words that are said even to this day

as soon as hozier says "she's the giggle at a funeral" my vision greys out and i wake up 4 hours later in a church garden, shovelling handfuls of dirt into my mouth

Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO

ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970

“As individuals, they’re deadly. As an army, they’re hilariously incompetent.”