Yakuza Heritage Posts

SORRU BUT I LOVE THIS GIF SO MUCH ITS SO FUNNY TO ME

what if nothing happened

majima everywhere

saejima simply has a wonderful christmas time

wow!!

im so fucking glad the devs said they'll never stop making yakuza games about old men because i swear nothing brings sincere joy to my life like peepaw kiryu

fuck that psychokinetic penthouse light show bullshit in theater square… making oda carry this briefcase was tachibana’s ultimate power move. like, imagine you are oda and you’ve been desperately campaigning to be mrs. tachibana real estate for years and then one night your hot boss finds some pretty young thing shivering in the rain in a cardboard box on the side of the road and not only does he bring his new sugar baby home and immediately drape him in his finest versace bathrobe, he also makes you supervise his new sugar baby at work… and then less than 72 hours later, he makes you come with him to the tojo hq courthouse so you can carry his sugar daddy dowry briefcase down the aisle, like some kind of sick and twisted ring-bearer. this was a brutal act of petty gay psychological warfare. tachibana wanted this shit to hurt and he wanted it to hurt as much as possible. not to give oda any kind of credit or sympathy here but i’m honestly amazed he didn’t get into the company car after this and immediately drive all three of them into oncoming traffic

Congratulations little buddy that's the worst anyone's ever done it