we're not happy until we're running away⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

i like sailing myths and superstitions because most of them can be boiled down to "if the ocean doesn't like you it will chew you up and spit out your bones. and if it really loves you it will swallow you whole and keep you forever. good luck 👍"

best use of the underwater filter on this app

These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF

And children! Children love a fancy drink! Let them be included!

At the function searching for clues

Fucking stop it

Stop looking

[walks up and does this to you every 10-15 minutes]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

Okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe

Happy okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe sunday

Happy okay ms.Rona wrap it up hoe Monday (2022)

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Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

No this is accurate