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kidnapper: we have your son

Hannibal: I don't have a son

kidnapper: it says daddy here on the contacts

Hannibal: oh my god they have Will

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jacksepticcookiecrumble

Just saw this on reddit XD

@therealjacksepticeye

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Sigmund Freud: All men secretly REALLY REALLY want to have sex with their mothers

It’s the Oedipus Complex

Oedipus: (Who literally gouged his own eyes out and killed himself when he found out he accidentally had sex with his mother) I’m sorry it’s the WHAT complex

msbriket

Oedipus: has a very traumatic experience

Freud being a Man™: you must have wanted it

cleothegoldfish

It got better

thebootydiaries

some nerd: hey do u know how to read

me (cool and has a skateboard): no

itzjessie

Wow! How can you not read? You typed it LOL.

thebootydiaries

i have a skateboard

dan-geistig-gesund

Damn

cumberbatch-biscuits

Norwegian parody of Sherlock # 1

All credits to the creators and NRK channel in Youtube

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wibbly-wobblytimey-wimey

freddies-bike

Me, who was certainly not there, watching Live Aid for the 20th time on repeat with my hand elbow deep in a pringles can

ruffboi-mags

he meant you too.

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humansoflatecapitalism

narutheaux

This is what you crackheads sound like talking to each other on this site

bitchycode

arahir

use comic sans to write

i hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful to keep from you all.

last night @phaltu discovered that setting your font to comic sans in google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount. “no” i said and “die” but then i tried it and god. i wish it wasn’t this way. i wish it wasn’t true. i wish i could protect you all from this but it’s real.

something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets you look past the shape of the words and into their soul. i’ve never written so much as i did last night, on my phone, at 2am, in comic sans.

if you have writer’s block. if you lack inspiration. if you need this. don’t be afraid to use it. sometimes the things we find most horrifying are also the things we need the most. trust me. let comic sans into your life.

logicallythyla

ok so! this may actually be in part because of two different things. 1 - comic sans is a dyslexia-friendly font, and it may just be that you find it easier to process words when they are in that font because they are designed to be easier to read! and 2 - changing anything about the environment you work in can help inspiration, up to and including changing document background colour or text colour or in this case font! I mention this because I think people forget that comic sans is literally designed to be easy to read and process for people who struggle with that, because we all make fun of it so much instead.

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straightmansummer

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

beggars-opera

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

derovalfnolem

thats staff

dan-geistig-gesund

Mi abuela: Hace 3 días que no como.

Todos los presentes: ¡¡¿Qué?!!

Yo: Bah... ya estás muerta.

Abuela: O sea pero si he cenado y desayunado,daah.

#Wtf abuela ur savage

nightmarebf

everyone: *stops responding* me: wow they must be busy brain: or maybe you don’t exist

myschizoass

are you ever talking to someone and then they start to look a little confused and suddenly you can’t remember how long you’ve been talking or what you’re even talking about and it’s so fuckin embarrassing

dan-geistig-gesund

Yas

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myschizoass

brain: you know what sounds fun and relaxing?

me: what

brain: thinking about everyone’s ulterior motives against you

me: that doesn’t sound very fun or relaxing

brain: TRY IT

me: ….ok

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