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will: i cant get u out of my head (derogatory)

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so it’s ‘cool’ and ‘sociable’ when other people start a bonfire, but when i, hannibal lecter,

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Hannibal: give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day

Hannibal: set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life

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Jack: treat spiders how you want to be treated

Will: killed without hesitation.

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Will: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together

Hannibal, swallowing the key: yes truly unfortunate

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Will: welcome to Applebee’s, would you like the apples or the bees?

Hannibal: the bees??

Will: YOU HAVE SELECTED THE BEES

Hannibal: no wait

Will: *violently shakes a jar of bees*

Hannibal: WAIT

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Hannibal: knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit

Bedelia: wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad

Will: philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie

Jack: common sense is knowing that ketchup is NOT a smoothie, what is wrong with you

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Hannibal: do you take constructive criticism?

Will: I only take cash or credit

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Hannibal:

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Jack: how are you feeling?

Will: not so good, I have this headache that comes and goes

Hannibal: *walks into room*

Will: here it comes again

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Hannibal: so how do you feel about me?

Will: I am somewhere between ‘fuck you’ and ‘I’d fuck you’

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Will: are you a compulsive liar?

Hannibal: no???

Will: that is exactly something a compulsive liar would say

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Roleplay scenario 🤤

Y/n: doesn’t wear a face covering and has no legitimate medical conditions

Hannibal: fucking murders and eats you

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Hannibal: if you are what you eat then I am an innocent man

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if you were forced to eat with Hannibal would you eat an elbow or a toe?

I guess an elbow since it’s just skin on bone?? Sorry but no way can anyone make a toe look good even hannibal

#wait unless u mean my OWN elbow???#hannibal carves out my elbow and leaves the rest of my arm intact #i lose the ability to bend my left arm #my arms move only at my shoulder #arms go WHAP #anyway toes are gross

not that weird, sorry, but aquariums, or museums?

I personally think aquariums are fake scam museums because it’s just like a museum but instead of old things you have fish,,, which are creepy and not v interesting

#i prefer museums yeah #aquariums or museums? vote now #also i am suspicious that the aquarium glass will collapse on me #and ill be eaten alive by creepy fish #my sleep paralysis demon is a fish

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