humm, baby

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

BREAKING: Lou Seal has escaped Oracle Park. Run.

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

we used to have Big Horse in this country and now we just have Big Data - me giving a campaign speech when I run on a platform that’s anti ai but pro genetic manipulation to develop a modern equus giganteus

Very satisfying that the model they chose for scale, while lacking any obvious trappings of a horse girl, is undeniably a horse girl

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed