humm, baby

i still don’t understand what the difference is between a strike and a ball ❤️

listen to me. now more than ever, it is critically important that you eat a big slice of bread and butter at your earliest convenience.

shane literally purring when ilya pins him down at the cottage OUR BEAUTIFUL WORLDDDDDD

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

You can lie when you name things

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...