My Sweet Villian, My Darling God

someone add gentle coyote to this

Whatever helps him sleep at night; I guess ?😂

seeing people actually saying ‘don’t mock trump supporters, some are your friends’ like….no they’re fucking not, i promise you that.

2020′s final plot twist could be me meeting the love of my life idk 

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

thank you op this means a lot

Ancient Egyptian wisdom.

LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF ITS REALLY FUNNY

Bitches be like “you can’t keep casting penis explosion on people you don’t like” as if it’s not hilarious

Biden is canon and Destiel is president. What a time to be alive.

wait fuck

Blue have I told you I love you today?

you failed so spectacularly, and yet i didn’t even notice the problem until the second reblog made me reread it

it’s time for us interference in russian politics