I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.
I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosmic Funnies
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izzy's playlists!
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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we're not kids anymore.

I'd rather be in outer space πΈ

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I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.
I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

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Trans day of every tabloid shuts the fuck up about us forever. Trans day of let us have our healthcare and leave us the fuck alone. Trans day of tearing down the panopticon. Trans day of let us control the narrative instead of deferring to some cis sexologist's hallucination.
its kinda hard to celebrate trans day of visibility because the visibility we're getting lately is like
βEvery Pokemon is someoneβs favouriteβ Iβm making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.
Hereβs the spreadsheet in-progress
Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:
A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.
A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.
I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

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Breaking this off into its own post so as not to derail a discussion of antisemitism specially, but I find it really concerning how many people seem to think that the only problem with lynchings and pogroms and other forms of mob violence and extrajudicial murder is βin this particular case, the victims were innocent of what they were accused ofβ
First of all, if there was no impartial fact finding process (ie. a trial) there is literally no way to know if they were guilty or not. This is the whole point of βinnocent until proven guiltyβ β you cannot ever know if someone is guilty until you actually fucking check. If the person in question was murdered extrajudicially, then they were an innocent victim, full stop, no exceptions β and thatβs true even if a court would have probably found them guilty. That is the literal meaning of the presumption of innocence.
But secondly, and Iβd argue at least as importantly: even if they were guilty, so what? Letβs say the blood libel accusations against a Jewish community were true. Letβs imagine that some Black teenager really did rape a white woman twice his age. Is it justice to lock them inside a synagogue and burn them alive? Is it justice to string them up on trees, and come out with picnic baskets to watch them slowly suffocate?
The idea that any of this is even related to justice in any possible way is utterly and completely disgusting, and itβs concerning as fuck to see people advocating for a world where it happens.
βRapists should be raped and murderedβ
βChild murderers deserve to be tortured to deathβ
βAnyone who did that thing should be given to their victims and torn limb from limbβ
No, they shouldnβt, what the fuck is wrong with you?!
If your only problem with torture and murder and rape is βsometimes it happens to people who donβt deserve itβ you have lost the fucking plot. No one deserves to be tortured or murdered or raped, period, end of story. This should be the baseline for any social justice whatsoever, and I do not understand how it apparently is not.
hi friends! i've been a medieval marginalia enjoyer for many years now. i've started a small project where i've been redrawing some of my favorite little guys!
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If you believe any of the following, you aren't pro-Palestine. You are anti-reality:
1. Jews, Muslims, and Christians used to live side by side in Palestine in peace, equality, and harmony. Everything changed when the Zionists attacked.
2. Palestinians welcomed Jewish immigrants into their homes before 1948, only to have those homes stolen by their Jewish guests when they went on vacation.
3. There exists some mythical group of "Jewish Palestinians" who were expelled by Israelis in 1948 and/or are currently oppressed by Israel.
4. There exists some mythical group of "Arab Jews" who are oppressed by Israel and all believe in solidarity with Palestinians.
5. Christians suffer from more persecution in Israel than they do under the Palestinian Authority or under Hamas in Gaza.
6. Israelis steals organs from the bodies of Palestinians they murder.
7. Ethiopian women were sterilized by the Israeli government.
8. Israel has the highest rate of skin cancer in the world.
9. DNA tests in Israel are illegal.
10. Israelis give Palestinian children poisoned candy.
(Yes, some people actually believe this last one.)
This isn't a matter of debate or opinion. All it takes is a five minute google search to prove that all of the claims listed above either don't have a shred of evidence to support them or have been debunked numerous times.
Yet people will still believe them.
Why? You know why.
a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point
They reinvent golf from minigolf and what they come up with involves rolling beach balls through a theme park
I wanna play maximinigolf so bad I could barf

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Etsy witches apparently:
OP youβre my personal fucking hero
I am once again reminding people that it wasn't unusual to have this sort of politics on the radio in the 2010s. It's not ahead of its time, your culture just got fascist since then.
Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that's part of the furniture now
Jezebel: We're paying you to shoot Charlie Kirk-
Etsy witch: Consider it done
Jezebel: - with a curse
Etsy witch:
Jezebel: With a curse, right?
Etsy witch: Some curses travel 120/ms
Remember to love yourself, let love be your strenght π

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hello you!! yes you!!
if you are capable of disagreeing with america's current administration and calling out the things the government is doing without advocating for the mass expulsion or murder of americans, you are also capable of extending that to israelis :)