lizzie

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

truly the idea of "this scene is (un-)necessary to the story" is such a fundamentally uncurious and anti-art way of engaging with fiction. the story itself is unnecessary, in the sense that all art is unnecessary, because art is not a fucking optimization problem. that's the beauty of it

FUCKING ÖTZI THE ICE MAN FOR ICE 🧊🥶

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

when i go to the doctor i hope theyre gonna be like wow youve had evil bacterias eating the part of your brain that makes you have any self confidence or respect even a little and also these bacterias been making you throw up all the time and giving you acid reflux and like all the other random pain and shit you have and you just need to take these cool awesome drugs & theyll kill all the bacterias and youll be able to be alive for the first time ever. and if that doesnt happen Well pretty much im fucked