Dallas Longsword

Make a bingo with the recurring themes in your story! And then tag 5 people! (or however many you want lmao go wild). Also lol I'd love to see y'all decorate yours too I'm just lazy skdjhf

EDIT: MAKE YOUR OWN CARD!! You can do mine too if you want but the game is to make your own lmao also I wanna do yours skdjhf

Here's mine!

"Curses, the brilliant hero has foiled us again!" The villain fell helplessly to the ground in mock defeat. "Woe is me!"

Their child continued to run around wearing a heroic cape, giggling all the way.

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"Honey, we can't," she said uncomfortably. "He's our son-"

Her husband slammed his hand on the kitchen table without moving his eyes from their shaking child. "He's a bloody hero. And he's been ratting us out to the other ones."

The look in her husbands eyes was horribly familiar. She stepped in between her love and her son.

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"Dangerous? Nah, my family would never hurt me. They're wonderfully supportive and try to let me do my own thing. Work is work, but family is where my hearts at."

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"Hero..." she said wearily. "I'm flattered, but I can't date you." She knew what he saw. A tired, slightly ruffled civilian with a penchant for turtlenecks. "It would never work."

Hero's face fell and he let the flowers drop. "But... why?"

"I'm a criminal." The words escaped her before she even thought about it. "Heroes and villains don't have positive relationships."

I do send my regards to the young miss. Finding a suitable suitor; she must be over the moon. I suppose the wedding is soon to come?

I’ll admit that I, myself am doing quite well actually. With summer on its way, I find myself enjoying the early mornings at my late parent’s estate. I wouldn’t be opposed to come living here fully, away from the loud city noises. 

It’s indeed a very peaceful place and I can’t wait to explore the west wing of the estate. My father never let me step a foot in there as a young boy. Well… Not that it will be much of a problem now, considering I’ve been stuck to a chair ever since I was released from my duties as a sergeant.

I expect to hear from you soon.