failed magic trick
based off thisΒ
This is amazing. I legit cackled when I saw this. Also I love the idea of the conversation that would follow:
Crowley: Care to explain the horror show in your fridge?
Aziraphale: Well, Iβm sure Iβve mentioned upstairs has been rather cracking down on miracles of late -Β and Iβve been practicing that trick, you know the one with the finicky compartments and such- and- well- itβs possible I might have been a tad heavy handed closing it and that he might have got a bit, wellβ¦smooshed I suppose.Β
Crowley: That doesnβt explain why the unfortunate bird is in your fridge.
Aziraphale: Oh donβt give me that look, I couldnβt bear to leave Lazarus like that, and this way heβll keep until Iβm back under quota.Β
Crowley: Β Lazarus?
Aziraphale: Well, uh, you see-
Crowley:Β Angel, just how many times exactly have you killed this poor bastard?
IM LOSING MY MIND THANK YOU
