I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
DEAR READER
Claire Keane
Cosmic Funnies

Love Begins

pixel skylines

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Discoholic 🪩
Keni
we're not kids anymore.

Kaledo Art
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@daisysofia
I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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We think it’s crazy when animals can make human sounds, but imagine how crazy it is to animals that we can make so many different animal noises.
What about parrots ??
“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
did everyone else read that in his voice
some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag
You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post

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“Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa”
“This is serious!”
“I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa”
*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it
Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!
Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*
Me:
Happy Halloween
horror stories for dogs

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Brother of the year. (via sugarsiah)
The Solar System!
bonus Pluto!
THIS IS THE PUREST THING EVER
Uranus rotation has me laughing for like 2 mins now…
[drawing of a green kangaroo saying “Prioritize kindness.” in a pink speech bubble.]
@nyanelebajoa

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ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!
My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
reblog this because it shows up every blue moon
I FOUND IT ✊
I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL
Who first posted this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD
Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨