daisy.

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

We think it’s crazy when animals can make human sounds, but imagine how crazy it is to animals that we can make so many different animal noises.

What about parrots ??

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post

*me to the bartender* i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it

THIS IS THE PUREST THING EVER

Uranus rotation has me laughing for like 2 mins now…

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨