how dare you insult me with the truth

Alll or nothing reboot but with a hyper masculine/feminine agender person and their androgynous genderfluid roommate, and this time around yall rob me

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

Charles guiteau

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

Let’s bring Flash development back so 14 year olds can create extremely violent and greasy minigames about eviscerating Labubu and upload them to Newgrounds.

every now and then someone pops up with a think piece about the term “gay panic” which is whatever but they always seem to imply that people saw the gay panic defence and said “oh that would make a cute term to reclaim about being nervous i’m gonna steal that” instead of the infinitely more likely explanation that it’s simply linguistic convergent evolution

i hate when a skippable ad starts with some shit like “you’re probably going to skip this ad 🙄” like. yeah! what are you hoping to achieve by starting it like that? thanks for at least being self aware i guess!

What a waste of the only five seconds I'm going to see.

people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always "where can i watch this what service is it on" never "tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus"

good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

my mom just hit me with the Full Name and a screenshot of my black mold acc on instagram

Your. Your what.

the account where i take videos of the black mold in my school bathroom and feed it with a spray bottle

Men will literally attempt to reshape the world in their image by committing mass murder with a magic notebook instead of going to therapy.

I swear this is how I feel every time I see a Tumblr screenshot out in the wild

Happy five year gonchiversary!

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