ChocolateBox Horndog

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

writing tip: put words on page. hope this helps. i will not be taking questions because i have not done this

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline