ChocolateBox Horndog

[id: a pair of images on a dark background, each showing clasped hands with text on scrolls just beyond the wrists of each hand. The first image is colored in shades of blue, with ripples, bubbles, and reflections surrounding the hands that suggest water. Both hands are neat and clean and have neat suit cuffs around the wrists. The scrolls read, “Don’t you leave him,” on top, and “Samwise Gamgee” on bottom. The second image has the hands mirrored vertically, so that the hand with its back to us is now reaching up, and is colored in reds, oranges, and yellows, with a flame motif around the hands and burning the scrolls. The wrists are bare and the hands are bloody, more so on the hand reaching up, which is missing the index finger - the source of the blood. The scrolls read, “And I don’t” on top and “mean to” on bottom.]/end id.

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

writing tip: put words on page. hope this helps. i will not be taking questions because i have not done this

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.