i've only just come off the breast

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga

His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

This post is so funny to me. I watched it back on tiktok, and every single person in the comments section was just ripping into this guy. They were being so mean to Coleman over this, it was unreal. But every single other place it gets posted to people love this guy. Coleman, I hope you're seeing these reposts, we accept you as part of the LGBTC+ community.

oh to have a fraction of the swag the average background character in sleeping beauty does

this was supposed to be 15 note post but im glad everyone sees my vision.

I like how the yellow one is chill and the black one is like "no fuck this"

the children. they yearn for a monster of the week show

shoutout to offputting autistic people

it's feminism and gay rights to have an m/m/f pairing because women deserve to have two boyfriends and guys should have gay sex with each other

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

Do you hate children yes or no

Yes

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

Is this a fucking space mission or something. That poor pot...

this is enrichment, she's having a blast