Where the Wild Things Are

I'm glad the lizard is innocent. That's a step in the right direction. Hopefully not one that results in things blowing up, though.

You're so worried about the explosions. No one died in the making of this video, I promise. I mean, Patsy seems to have some concerningly high allergies, if that's something one concerns themselves with, but she seemed fine.

I think I technically am a for-- Right. More for them, yeah.

And what is it you do?

... Aren't dogs meant to have fur?

[This user googles hairless dog breeds.]

This isn't even dogs adjacent; this is a whole other species. That's a lizard. Like, typically dogs have fur and not scales. I am not missing a lizard.

This is like...what's that thing I saw on the Google.

Oh! That's... insightful! So there's a lizard stepping on flowers, making them explode?

Oh, no the lizard is innocent.

Well as long as no one is dead, that's a step in the right direction.

Have you seen many mammals that desperately need moisturizer? Are you an expert?

[...] [...] [...] I don't think it looked like that before, but what you're showing? That is the goodest dog I have ever seen. And I've seen a lot of good dogs.

That's... wow, a lot is happening in this that I cannot seem to wrap my head around. First, the explosions. What was that? Is everyone alright? And that's.., definitely not a dog.

I don't think anyone has died yet, so yes?

I've heard of hairless dogs, but I don't remember any breed of dog that looks that...scaly. Does it have really bad eczema?

Everyone is so concerned with the explosions and not at all about dog eczema. Your dog could be next...do you have a dog? Is it missing?

It wasn't originally, I know it wasn't but I'm sort of a "big picture" kinda guy and I'm just reeeeally curious about the explosion and people screaming in what appears to be a flower field. While a large lizard moseys through it.

[User uploads another video, this one only ten seconds long. There are more explosions, someone yells "Patsy, nooo!" in a heavy southern accent. The lizard is still very much the focus of the video.]

That's not a dog. How could you mistake that for-

Try squinting.

While I'm sure there's someone out there who's missing their dog, that, in fact, is a lizard!

This isn't about that...

Have you ever seen a dog in real life with your real life eyes?

I have seen many dogs, and dogs adjacent. I asked first, though, are you missing one?

Oh, it's probably better that way, anyway. More fish for the forest creatures.

Why are all of my eggs gone? Who steals eggs?

Maybe it was someone you know. Maybe you've actually been betrayed by a secret egg thief...

Does anybody have [.....] recommendations for grocery stores? The one I normally go to had some....issues. First all the eggs were gone and now I can't seem to find any salmon. I just really want--

[User googles "what gives."]