Word Vomit

that's a million million btw. that's ending world hunger and poverty forever. multiple times over.

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.

Its from the 1997 movie ‘Spawn’ if anyone was curious

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

Unofficial Autism Post

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

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I don't know what to tell you man.

It’s 2026. I think we should all consider the possibility that Nadia and Ivy lezzed out in the past, and what broke their “friendship” was internalized homophobia.

HAVE THAT CHARACTER GAIN WEIGHT AS A SIGN OF HEALING: NOW

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature