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remembering how i acted before realizing i was aro is actually hilarious. why was i 14 telling people I have a "fear of commitment"

#aromantic spectrum #arospec #aromantic #aromantic allosexual #acespec #lgbtq #lgbtqia

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i think you should be able to choose which government functions your taxes go to. i should be able to say i want my money split between medicare, snap, and public education, and someone else can have all of their money go to the military if they want that but none of mine will

average smosh video:

cast member: *swears/makes a sex joke*

everyone else: OH MYY GAHD!!!!!!!! that is the CRAZIEST thing that's EVER been said on this channel EVER!!!!! you're going to HELL!!!!!!

average dropout video:

sam: we're committing crimes today

everyone else: ok how many points is murder

#smosh #smosh games #smosh pit #smosh podcast #dropout tv #dropout #game changer #make some noise #i'm not saying either is better or worse i just think the dichotomy is funny

this episode was great but i cannot stress enough how many "directions to the camera" were actually directions to the editor and nobody called anybody out for it

#game changer #sam reich #dropout #dropout tv #anna garcia #josh ruben #demi adejuyigbe #paul robalino #roulette 2 #roulette

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

alettertofutureme

History is not done with us yet my friend

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

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riickgrimes

why yes i do pay $6.99 a month for dropout tv so i can watch jeremy culhane ask his boss “how big is it?,” see lou wilson claim multiple white people called him “my nigga,” and watch ally beardsley rip a bong with alcohol this is the exact content i needed thank you game changer thank you sam reich

dandeliont3aandsageleaves

"Brennan is the best game changer contestant" this "Brennan is so competitive" that

Okay well I've never watched in fear as Brennan hit a bong full of whisky for a game changer now have I

lamaison

Legal Eagle asking "are you covered to have an open flame in the studio?" and a producer worriedly yelling "we're not!" as Ally goes to light a bong they filled with real whiskey is maybe the hardest I have ever laughed at an episode of Game Changer.

dogpuppy

cancerstanople

isn't this the "my wife's dick is better than mine" guy

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

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abbiistabbii

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

orcboxer

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

crimewave420

These are actual lyrics someone is paying me money to record and mix and master I just cannot believe….that….this is a real song someone sat down and wrote and was like “yeah, yeah this will really kill the rap game”

roachswallower

mytestiesarebesties

As funny as that is its pretty unprofessional to leak and mock your clients content…

crimewave420

oh so you gonna sit here and really defend this now lol

crimewave420

These are actual lyrics someone is paying me money to record and mix and master I just cannot believe….that….this is a real song someone sat down and wrote and was like “yeah, yeah this will really kill the rap game”

roachswallower

mytestiesarebesties

As funny as that is its pretty unprofessional to leak and mock your clients content…

crimewave420

oh so you gonna sit here and really defend this now lol

lifeofbrybooks

I’m trying to get the boys I coach to stop saying “I’m gonna kms” after every little inconvenience (it’s my fault tbh) and last night my goalie missed an easy shot and screamed he’s gonna run away to Africa, become a National Geographic photographer and win the Wildlife Photographer of the Year award.

Turns out that’s actually what he wants to do. And I love that he replaced ending his life with his dreams for his future. Like yes, this inconvenience sucks but I will persist anyway.

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dragon-in-a-fez

"thought crimes aren't real, it's your actions that matter" and "your mindset informs how you treat others, so you should try not to have a shitty one" are another pair of things that are both true btw

mxjackparker

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

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