he's crepuscular

Need minimum 12 hours a day of do my own thang time

its so hot where i live its hitting quadruple digits

a girl bit me so hard new pronouns appeared in bio

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

there is something within me that i would like removed

Sure everything is twice as expensive as 3 years ago but at least we also didn't beat covid

sometimes people will tell you to oppose a bill because it would hurt small businesses and what they mean is small businesses ability to hurt their employees or customers

"It would kill many small businesses" means "Many businesses are only able to exist by exploiting their employees or customers, and I think that should continue."

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[Image ID: hashtag that syas "this cannot be true because i do not remember it". End ID]

[ID: A household fan next to a lion with a fan as its mane and a plug as its tail. End ID]

[ID: Pokemon fanart of a Bulbasaur patting a sitting Arcanine on the head. Bulbasaur is a small, green quadrupedal pokemon with a plant bulb on its back, and it uses a vine from the bulb to pat Arcanine, a large dog-like pokemon with orange and black striped fur and a fluffy tan mane and tail. They are both smiling happily. Arcanine's eyes are closed and its tongue is out. Small flowers surround both of them. End ID]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

*doctor voice* we just got the test results back from your bloodwork and it’s weird. yeah. your blood is real freaking weird. what’s causing it? no clue. should you be worried about it? not really sure. anyway, just wanted to call and tell you your blood is all kinds of fucked up.

What's the point of getting glasses but not wearing them because you think glasses make you ugly... You can have good vision!! What are you doing?

seeing all these people say they won't wear them because they don't want to get dependent, because glasses don't fix anything... Hey. Can we try?

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

My parasite says i have to go

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

its called a millipede because it has a million legs

it’s called a centipede because it’s worth ¢1